4) Marsh Tit

Website: Daily Mail Online

Headline: Jodie Marsh shows off her sideboob once again in miniscule black bikini as she continues to top up her tan in sunny Barbados

More Fitting Headline: Sideboob – Sometimes Less Is More

Summary: Yeah, I thought she was dead too? But no, she’s still all tattooed, muscular and living it up in the sun whilst the rest of us actually have to work for a living. I hadn’t seen her popping up in the non-news recently, except for that story of a girl who spent a butt load of cash getting surgery to look like her. WTF.

Quote To Note: “Taking to Twitter, Jodie revealed that she is taking part in #100daysofgratitude – meaning she will post about something which has made her thankful for the next 100 days” – well, that’s something for us all to look forward to as we roll into 2015 isn’t it? I wonder if one of the gratitude tweets will be “I am thankful that I am wealthy without doing any real work at all. LOL. SUX TO BE YOU”.

Favourite Reader’s Comments: “When she was on come dine with me, she made a lovely rack of lamb” and “I follow Jodie on Twitter and see the many selfies she shares. Despite the seemingly glamourous existence, the sad fact is she is holidaying alone spending time taking pictures of her boobs for strangers to look at”.

And we’re done. I couldn’t have beared searching that horrid website any longer, although to be honest, I have had a good laugh at the expense of the worst newspaper in the country. Well, maybe that’s a bit harsh – one of the worst media outlets in the Universe. Yes, that’s better.

See you next time non-new lovers. Click here for last weeks edition if you missed it.