2) Nip

Website: Daily Mail Online

Headline: Wat-er calamity! Mark Wahlberg’s wife Rhea suffers bikini slip as she makes a splash in the ocean on Barbados holiday

More Fitting Headline: Woman Wears Skimpy Bikini And Jumps In Water, Nipple Inevitably Pops Out

Summary: Wahlberg’s lady friend was wearing a pretty small bikini, she jumped in the water and her boob-hat popped into view. The best bit about this story is that the Daily Mail really hook you in to click on it with the promise of a nipple, and then they blank it out. False advertising if you ask me.

As for the photograph, the Daily Mail photographer (or whoever sold it to them) must have wet his pants with joy when he got that picture. It’s a weird world isn’t it? Judging by the number of photos in the article the couple were being snapped pretty much continuously for their entire break. The fact that this minor nipple outing was the only picture worth mentioning means the photographers must have had an intensely dull week. Good. I hope they got sunstroke.

Although I shouldn’t blame the photographers really, it’s the people who pay for the photos we should blame, although it’s not their fault either really, if no one wanted to see them then they wouldn’t buy them in the first place… it’s the people who click on them I blame… so… me. Arse.

Quote To Note: “Whoops! She emerged and had suffered a bikini slip; husband Mark couldn’t wipe the smile off his face”.

Favourite Reader’s Comments: “His boobs are bigger than hers!” and “Thug. What is he going to do, beat up the water?” – good one.