A 32 year old guy from Euclid, Ohio named Jason E. Kozan has been accused of egging his former neighbour’s house over 100 times during a campaign of terror that lasted over a year.

The house belonged to an old timer called Al Clemons Jr. who had no idea why he had been targeted, only that eggs, canned goods and produce were repeatedly targeted at his front door with a high degree of accuracy. It’s been theorised that Kozan was actually firing them out of some kind of cannon, such was the consistency of targeting. Apparently he used to live on the same street at Clemons but no reason has been given for his campaign of terror.

Kozan was arrested after a lengthy police investigation. In fact, it sounds ridiculously thorough considering the nature of the case, but maybe there really isn’t that much better to spend your time investigating in Euclid:

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Euclid police have not taken the investigation lightly. They’ve spent a year doing undercover stakeouts, canvassing the neighborhood and even sending eggshells for testing.

Detectives even collected some eggshell samples and tested them in a crime lab. The eggs were traced back to a local Amish farm, but the trail ended there.

Lol – it sounds like that scene in the Big Lebowski when he asks the cop if he’s got any leads on his stolen car, only this time they were actually putting all their resources on it. Here’s a news report on it to fill in the blanks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slzuz4ghGrs

What a stupid story. Let’s hope now that Kozan is facing the trial that he’ll be locked up or at least banned from throwing eggs at this poor old man’s house. It would be kind of nice to know why he was doing it for so long as well because you’ve got to admit, that is pretty weird behaviour.

To see some good examples of people getting egged, watch Justin Bieber get destroyed by some eggs right here.