Rhinos are big burly bastard behemoths. You remember that intense stand-off with a black rhino? These guys are gnarly. They’d run into you and over you, crushing every bone in your puny body without even knowing you were there. The Savannah is the rhino’s domain and if you see one running towards you, you’d better have a pretty water tight plan of action. Otherwise you’ll be pizza.

So when I heard the sound of the baby rhinos featured in the following clip I must admit I was a bit disappointed. They sound lame and not at all frightening. I know they’re youngsters and everything, but jeez, man up.

Is this what you expected?:

If you want to hear something genuinely disturbing, try these ultra-weird unexplained underwater sounds. That should get the hairs standing up on the back of your head, neck and sack.