Having been caught sleep walking and sleep talking on more than one occasion but having no idea why this happened or what I’m doing or saying in these situations, I can totally identify with the dude in this article who was so fed up with his insomniac girlfriend complaining about his sleep talking that he asked her to text him what he was saying.

And the results are equal parts funny, bizarre and occasional genius, as you can see by the results who chose to share on Imgur. He probably left the ones where he says creepy and psychopathic stuff off though, I mean I know I would.

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