According to a recent study, apparently a lot of people think it’s OK to start farting in front of a partner between two and six months into a relationship. However, this girl has completely ignored this rule and not farted in front of her boyfriend of five years. FIVE YEARS! Not even one little one.

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Marissa Goodsell’s boyfriend Stewart Reed was so impressed with this feat that he entered her into a competition held by radio duo Hamish Blake and Andy Lee who were looking to name a ski run in Mount Buller, Victoria after a local hero. After people started calling up with their nominations, he said:

I listened to people calling up on the first day and on the second day I thought of a few things to put Marissa up for.

I filled out the application and sent it in and then 10 minutes after that, told Marissa what I had done and we both had a laugh. I think it was a year or two into the relationship when I realised I had never heard her fart.

And guess what? Marissa won with a whopping 44% of votes in her favour. To be honest though, she deserves it. Or at least her bowels do. Here’s what she had to say about the matter:

I don’t know why I don’t do it, I don’t even think it’s a big deal.

We are really open with everything else but I don’t just don’t fart in front of him, I don’t know why, I just don’t like doing it.

Not all girls are so shy — like this one who let the mother of all farts out in front of her poor younger brother.