20-year-old Bailey Price has placed an advert online to auction off either her left or right buttock in order to pay off her debts.

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But how the hell can you sell your butt? By promising the winner the lucky opportunity to “have anything tattooed on it” of course. Something tells me she’s going to regret this decision in years to come.

The self-confessed professional mooner currently works at a surf shop called The Backdoor. You can’t make this shit up. She said:

I’m a pretty wild girl so most people who know me wouldn’t be surprised.

I’m offering the winner of this auction to have anything tattooed on my butt.

Obviously tattoos are forever so who could say no to a lifetime of advertisement?

There are some conditions though. The tattoo must be the designated size and will be done with the tattoo artist of her choice. Already she’s racked up bids of £1200.

That’s not even that much money to get something tattooed on your butt for the rest of your life. If I had a spare £1200 lying around I’d definitely put a bid in and get her to tattoo Jimmy Savile’s face just to shit her up.

Speaking of Jimmy Savile, did you see the time he got away with groping a young girl just metres away from Louis Theroux? So messed up.