I understand being a teenager that gets pregnant is scary and obviously you’re going to be fucking terrified of how angry and disappointed your parents are. Any explanation to try and get away with it is going to be shady, but this is the mother of all shit excuses – a 15-year-old girl from Ohio is claiming that she is carrying the child of Jesus Christ, which she conceived via an encounter with an angel.

No one is going to be buying that one love. Latifah Smith reckons that she is still a virgin and that the pregnant thing happened after she was visited by an angel of god. The angel spoke to her and told her she was going to be carrying Christ’s son. She said:

The angel said he was a Nephilim. He told me that he had a message from Jesus. He said that I was going to be pregnant and that I would give birth to a son, Jesus’ son. 

Riiiiiiight. She has obviously done her research – according to Wikipedia, a Nephilim is mentioned in Genesis 6:4, where there is ambiguity whether they are “sons of god” or their offspring who are the “mighty men of old, men of renown”. And it did seem to work on her dumbass parents who were taken aback by her knowledge of these biblical figures.

Latifah’s doctor, Dr William Franklin Murphy, says he is unable to confirm whether the story is true or not, although I think we all know that it is the latter.

The claim has obviously created quite a lot of controversy and debate – there are some serious religious nuts out there in America, some of them saying she actually had sex with a demonic creature. Lol. Latifah says she wants a paternity test when the baby comes out. If it does turn to be Jesus’ son, I reckon this woman who married Jesus is going to be pretty pissed that he’s been cheating.