Those meaty soups you get in Russia and other Eastern bloc countries are normally pretty nice, but a lot of the time you’ve really gotta wonder just what the hell they’re actually putting in them as it really isn’t that clear – thankfully I’ve never come up with anything that resembles a human penis in one of mine though.

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The same can’t be said for this Ghanaian woman named Akousa from Accra, who had consumed two thirds of the local delicacy Tuo Zafi from a ‘food joint’ before she found a sausage in it that pretty much looked exactly like a human penis:

I had gone to get some food from the food joint because I was hungry and my preferred choice was Tuo Zafi which I bought and took home to eat.

I had eaten all the other meat in the soup and was about finishing off with the biggest piece when I noticed the funny looking meat which looked like a male genital organ.

My sister opted to show it to a lab technician friend later, who said because the meat was cooked, an ordinary lab test wouldn’t be able to prove it to be animal or human.

He advised a forensic test be done on it but considering the bureaucratic processes these things go through, we gave up.

It’s now lying in my fridge, in case we need to use it as evidence of some kind of crime in the future.

Well, I can’t really say I blame her because it does look exactly like a human penis doesn’t it? Like not even in a jokes way but more like in a ‘yeah, that could actually be somebody’s dick’ kinda way.

Not really sure why she didn’t go back to the ‘food joint’ and question them about it though, or even just go through the bureaucratic processes to be honest – I know it might be a hassle but it’s probably preferable than having a daily reminder in your fridge that you almost ate what might have been someone’s cooked penis. Just get to the bottom of it already and figure it out or just forget about it, kinda weird to keep a memento of this weird situation around permanently.

For more human penises, check out this pig that looks like it’s got a human penis attached to its forehead. Freaky.