Kanye West and Bianca Censori are reportedly no more. But we still can’t wrap our brains around what their relationship was all about in the first place. Did Kanye West have mind control over her? Did Bianca Censori enjoy being paraded around naked like a prostitute everywhere they went?

Well there’s a crazy conspiracy theory going around that might just explain it, with these two Tweets alone accumulating 50M views:

im beginning to think that the theory was accurate that she was an intelligence asset sent to keep him in check, and that he was parading her around naked to humiliate her because he knew she was a fed https://t.co/F8VYpyqYyN

— doomer (@uncledoomer) February 14, 2025

They sayin Ye had bianca naked all the time cuz she’s an fbi informant so he wanted to make sure she never wore a wire #ohhhhhh

— **** (@yourenottheguy) February 14, 2025

Wow. Very exciting if true. I mean, think about it. Her surname is Censori. Which is interesting both because she’s naked all the time and because it could be code for the mission to ultimately silence Kanye West (which, in fairness, seems to be failing miserably). 

If there’s any truth to this, then Kanye West must be a genius, because there’s no way Bianca Censori is wearing a wire when she’s completely starkers all the time:

Or maybe Kanye just genuinely liked humiliating her, and she ended up leaving him because he’s f***ing nuts. Probably the more likely scenario to be fair, but it’s still an interesting theory. 

In any case, pretty sure Bianca Censori leaving this relationship with a boat load of cash and plenty of career opportunities ahead of her. Best of all, she’ll be able to get naked when and if she chooses, which I have a feeling will be fairly often but perhaps not as often as in the last couple years. Enjoy your freedom, Bianca!

For the time Bianca risked it all with an X-rated outfit while on a KFC run, click HERE.