After the ‘success’ of last year’s vaginal beauty contest, entrepreneur Brian Sloan (founder of Autoblow sex toys) has decided to follow it up with the first ever anal beauty contest.

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Sloan is keen to discover whether there’s actually such a thing as a beautiful anus, and is hoping that this competition will determine the answer. He wants everyone to upload pictures of their butts onto the internet and from there three finalists will be picked. These three ‘winners’ will share a prize pool of $10,000 and then on November 8th the best butt will win the accolade of either ‘Anus Beauty King or Queen of the World’.

Sounds like a great opportunity to me, and Sloan is also using the competition to encourage people to vote in the US Presidential election and preach the good word of democracy all over the planet. What a guy:

I hope that all Americans will warm up their voting rights in the Anus Contest before hitting the polls to vote in the Presidential Election on November 8th.

I invite people from all countries of the world, especially those which are not democracies, to experience the unique flavor of our American democratic process by participating in the Anus Contest, which I have constructed to be as much like our Presidential Election as possible.

I feel so happy that people of all cultures and of all races and of all religious will come together, even if it is only to vote on the attractiveness of each other’s butt holes.

Yeah no shit Sloan. Damn, didn’t even mean to make a pun there but what do you know? I’m not really sure what a beautiful butthole looks like, so I probably won’t be entering myself (don’t think I’ve got much chance either tbh) but if you think you’ve got what it takes then upload a photo of your butt along with ‘Autoblow anus contest’ written on a piece of paper beside it and you could end up the winner. Good luck.

If you want to relive last year’s vaginal beauty contest, then click here. What an event.