Dear Santa,

This year for Christmas I would like two female job applicants – one blonde, one brunette. Wheelchair preferred for the blonde (if that’s possible). I would like these women to both be applying for the same job, which only has one employment availability. I would also like these two ladies have a light saber duel in the interview waiting room. Oh, and before I forget, if you could also add a midget into the mix – preferably an armed midget – I would be most appreciative. An elf would also work, if a midget is hard to come by this close to Christmas.

I’ve been very good this year. Thanks!

Love,
Jerkstore

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