Stage 2 — The Date (i) Groundwork

Duration: 4 hours

We organised to meet for dinner the following weekend. Again, something that does not scream “I am only seeing you to get my dick wet,” is always a good way to demonstrate GI.

We met an hour before dinner for a drink in town a week after we had originally met. As it was a week since I had seen/talked to her, I needed to reinforce the groundwork. This involves stretching those “probing” questions to other areas of her life such as family, likes and dislikes etc. Hopefully you will stumble upon a subject that raises some curiosity. In this case she had a rather impressive array of siblings which I found incredible so I had about 30 minutes of barraging her with various questions about them. Easy.

From here we went to dinner and this is the time that things can start to progress. By now we were reasonably comfortable with each other and small signs of affection including light touching (a great IOI) creeped in to our repertoire  as we walked to the restaurant. The grabbing of your arm, hand or regular playing of hair crudely means I want your cock in – or around – my mouth, or more politely put: Game on.

Dinner is a simple affair. Remember to be polite!  Manners cost nothing and all women like a chivalrous man. This involves very simple actions – which should be automatic anyway – so I am not going to highlight them. The wine is always a good conversation starter as well – I have no idea if it is good wine, bad wine, red wine or corked wine but the taste check and then immediate admittance of your lack of knowledge always raises a giggle and creates a playful atmosphere.

As I felt comfortable in her presence – and more importantly her in mine – I started to become more obvious in my intentions whilst simultaneously keeping them light and playful. Throughout dinner, amidst other conversation, this involved coaxingly returning to the topic of her wanting to kiss me. Something like this is so minor and cheeky chappie that despite obvious further connotations it is very well received, as it highlights that you feel that the target is attractive and desirable and what girl doesn’t want to feel attractive and desirable? These are two qualities that all women want to be reassured of.

Stage 2 — The Date (ii) Change of Location

Duration: 2.30 hours

Once we had finished dinner and a bottle of wine (make sure YOU pay!) We moved to a friend’s house. PUA’s have very acutely labelled this “Social Proofing” and we all — mostly without needing to identify it — do it. It involves being surrounded by people you know who the target doesn’t who will help create a glowing reference of you. Going to a friend’s house party is ideal. Dinner is all about getting to know her and then a more social atmosphere follows where others at the party can talk you up and you can remain at some distance so as not to show over eagerness.

Stage 3 — Get Your Coat Love, You’ve Pulled

Duration: 30 minutes

This is the tricky step where it can go one of two ways. Either suggestions of her coming back to your house are immediately dismissed or she entertains the idea and will hopefully say yes. If you have played The Game well up until now and you do not ask her as bluntly as, “come back to mine because I want to fvck,” I think it is unlikely she will say no. Still, don’t feel bad if it doesn’t work out as sometimes  The way I approached this was that we should go back to mine as I wanted to talk with her alone. Note that the emphasis is as much as possible about her. Her eventual agreement did take some time but during this time it is important not to press her. It has to be her choice — hence avoiding the inevitable rape charge – that she comes freely.

In reality, despite girls almost always seeking assurance that you are not going to try anything, both parties know that is where the boat is heading. If you can reach this stage then to not convert means one of two things – either you drank too much or — admirably — your assurances that you were not going to try anything were 100% true. If the latter I salute you. If you can keep you hands from wandering when you have a girl you are attracted to in your bed then you are a better man than I.

Duration: 7.45

I doubt anything new has really been revealed here. For the most part the actions or “plays” mentioned come naturally to a large number of the population and it really is only beneficial for those who — sadly — can only really operate with some form of guidance. However, having realised the Perfect Game, it is interesting to go back and see analyse how PUA’s are specifically mastering this art but I like to think the spontaneity and naturalness is what makes real Sick Chirpse. Like I said, i was doing it before The Game came out and I’ll be doing it long after everyone has forgotten it. Real Sick Chirpse is something you’re born with, not something you’re taught.