4. BUZZFEED
Lists. Who doesn’t love reading them. And yes, well done for noticing that you’re reading one now. But the difference between this shitty little list and a top-trending Buzzfeed article, is its complete denial of the existence of Harry Styles (oh fuck). Buzzfeed is brilliant. Ever wanted someone to tell you the top twenty reasons you should love Joseph Gordon Levitt, or how every celebrity is made better with googly eyes, then Buzzfeed’s your site. If you’ve ever wanted to do anything vaguely productive with your time, whether unemployed or at work, then Buzzfeed is most definitely the fucking religious zealot in your science experiment: superfluous, and fucking dangerous. Seriously, I shouldn’t have to tell you why Buzzfeed is the fucking worst… Vice already did that.
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Buzzfeed. For writing ‘The 19 Most Useless Lyrics Pages On The Internet’. Fuck you.
