Remember a couple of years ago when you couldn’t turn on the internet or walk down the street or go anywhere without someone mentioning Fifty Shades Of Grey?

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I had hoped those days were long gone but it looks like they’re set to return as Fifty Shades Darker is coming out on Valentine’s Day next year and the trailer dropped yesterday and is already the most successful trailer of all time, being viewed a staggering 114 million times apparently. That’s 2 million more than the Star Wars: Force Awakens trailer did in the same amount of time, which has really made me kinda depressed.

Anyway, let’s get those numbers up even higher:

Wow – I haven’t really got any clue what the movie’s about from that trailer, other than there’s a bit where they wear some stupid masks at a party. Loved Miguel’s version of Crazy In Love though.

As you can see Dakota Fanning and Jamie Dornan are back (thank God) but there’s a bit of a different team behind the scenes this time with James Foley (Glengarry Glen Ross, The Chamber) directing it and Niall Leonard – the actual husband of Fifty Shades author E.L. James OMG – penning the script. I doubt they can actually make any of this trash watchable though, but I still expect it to smash box office records when it drops in February. Depressing, like I said.

For more Fifty Shades Of Grey, check out when a woman got arrested for masturbating in the cinema whilst she was watching it.