Egyptian Eejit
I think there’s a lesson from lady Karma to be learned from this little episode. Two guys are in a bar on the banks of the Nile. They’ve had a skin-full but top themselves up with one last shot before deciding to do a runner to avoid paying the $180 bar tab. Instead of running in the traditional manner, they dived into the Nile to swim to the other side. Water, night and booze are an unhealthy trilogy. One guy drowned, the other made it to the other side and was almost immediately arrested. And he had to pay the whole tab. Gutted x 2.
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