Strangling The Chicken
This story sounds soooo made up it’s hard to believe it really happened. I was skeptical and double checked it myself. I found the story on Reuters, who don’t muck about with the news so I guess it’s real. Get this:
We’re in Galali, Romania and there’s a 67-year-old fella who’s tormented nightly by this cock that just crows and crows. It does his head in. Eventually, during another sleepless night he decides to take matters in his own hands. Still in his PJs he tracks the bird down and slices its head off. He quickly realises that he’s not in fact cut the chicken’s head off, but his own member, yeah, he’d chopped his winky off by mistake. To make matters even worse, a dog then came along and ate his winkle.
The guy’s name is Constantin Mocanu and this is what he has to say “I confused it with the chicken’s neck. I cut it and the dog rushed and ate it”. He didn’t die, but he was removed from the gene pool so it still counts.
Have you seen my impression of the last chicken in Sainsbury’s? No… I’ll leave that for another day I think.
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