Mexico Madness

Back in 2001 in Mexico, there was a real dumb dumb. Here’s what he did: he decided to ride a push scooter down the middle lane of a busy road, at night, wearing dark clothes, carrying a bottle of Tequila, without a helmet. There’s just no way a story that starts like that can end well is there? And surprise surprise it ends horribly. A pick up truck veered to avoid the idiot but clipped him with his wing mirror. Scooter boy was flung to the pavement where he died from the head injuries he incurred. Just such a bad idea.

So if any of you were considering riding a scooter of any description or clambering out of prison with bed sheets or blowing up an elephant with a land mine, maybe you should think twice yeah? See you in #4.

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