Jail Break Moron
Allegheny County Jail, Pennsylvania is the setting for our next tale of woe. 1997 was the year and one long time inmate decided he’d had enough of being incarcerated, he wanted out. So he tied together 100 ft of bed sheets as his escape method. He smashed the ‘unbreakable’ cell window, flung the sheets over and got busy descending from his nightmare. Unfortunately there were two major glitches in his muddily thought through plan. Firstly, the sheet was over 80 ft too short and secondly, the smashed glass was sharp and the sheets were old. He didn’t even get the opportunity to face problem number one, problem number two slit the rope and down he fell.
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