Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

This girl’s got skills

Good news – your penis won’t be the most disgusting thing she’s ever had in her mouth

The thirst is real

She was great in Ghostbusters

Self-deprecating humour for the win

The most devastating hand job ever

Busted

RIP Waseem

Good news for all the Shrek fetishists out there

Big up Steph’s new lungs

Aggressive

Ouch

Thanks for letting us know

Beth 100% living by her own rules

Get in there ladies

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.