Everyone has heard horror stories over bug infestations in the home, resulting in most insects getting a pretty bad rep and an immediate squish on sight. It’s honestly not really their fault – they’re just trying to clean up your mess which you should’ve done yourself in the first place. Usually cockroaches are impossible to blow up but now you can do exactly that and take a huge one to to the beach.
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Spotting a roach next to the pool will usually result in a few screams, but this big guy is actually pretty cute. Many probably don’t feel the same but who knows, maybe you’ll actually get some peace on holiday and the savage children will go splash someone else for a change.
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You can grab one of these cockroach rafts from Amazon for around £23, although you’d have to ship it over from the US which can get a bit pricey along with the custom charges. Be warned though, the product page states that “Extermination Services Will Not Work in Swimming Pools”.
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Fucking look at it. It’s like something out of a cheese induced dream. This is probably the most relaxed anyone could ever be whilst lounging on a massive beetle. If I ever saw an actual roach this size I think I would immediately shit.
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Not a fan? At least you’re not this guy who died after winning a cockroach eating competition, a contest that we never knew existed in the first place. I knew they were indestructible but that’s just ridiculous.
