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‘A girl I knew in college “slept” with John Mayer after the Concert for Virginia Tech. I say “slept” because he had her lie on the bed, then he jacked off on her. Then he just left.’
Alternatively: ‘Not a rock star but my sister in law was invited by John Mayer to his hotel room and even though she said no, it was interesting to hear that his response to being turned down was him telling her how he’s used to a lot of girls saying no to him because it sounds better saying, I turned down John Mayer than I slept with John Mayer. He might also just be trying to make himself feel better but, who knows.’
