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‘I got a friend whose goal in lifeWas to one day go down on Madonna.That’s all he wanted, that was all: To one day go down on Madonna. And when my friend was thirty-four, he got his wish in Rome one night- He got to go down on Madonna in Rome one night in some hotel, and ever since he’s been depressed ’cause life is shit from here on in, and all our friends just shake their heads and say, “too soon, too soon, too soon! He went down on Madonna too soon.”‘