PILOTS

Over the last few months, the Badger aviation industry has been hit with a number of murders. Civilian flight staff have been targeted after the news led with reports of a ‘pilot badger cull.’ This had led to a number of badger pilots being shot in the face with guns and badger planes have been shot down. If badgers had never learnt to fly planes then innocent badgers would never have suffered a grizzly fireball death. BA (Badger Airways) has cancelled all flights to Somerset and Gloucestershire to make sure no more pilot badgers are killed.