HIPPIES
No one likes hippies. They stink, they make shit humous and they stink of shit humous. There’s only one thing worse than a hippy and that’s a hippy called ‘Badger’. If there’s no badgers, then eventually hippies will forget about the name and may even die out. They’ll realise that their private school educations will actually stand them in good stead to get a job as an estate agent. And there’s only one thing worse than a hippy called Badger and that’s a hippy called Badger who’s now an estate agent.
