SYRIA
The leader of Syria, Badger al-Assad is actually a badger. You probably guessed that from his first name but the despotic leader is killing off all the other badgers in his country with gas he’s made from eating earthworms and shrews. He’s sat in his sett in downtown Damascus, using the badger pelts to improve his moustache as badgers can’t actually grow moustaches. The UK has looked at an idea to stop killing our badgers and to send them out to Syria to kick some Syrian badger arse. Other countries may send badgers too but only America have seemed to offer their services as of yet.
