A South Florida teenager has been jailed after pretending to be a real doctor/gynaecologist and treating real patients for the second time in just over a year.

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18-year-old Malachi Love-Robinson, known as ‘Dr. Robinson’ to his patients, was arrested after giving actual physical exams and medical advice to people — including an undercover officer — at a “holistic medical clinic” he founded himself.

Malachi was giving it another crack after already getting caught in January 2015 pretending to be a doctor at St. Mary’s Medical Centre, peeking in on gynaecology exams and keeping a wardrobe of lab coats inside his car.

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Dr. Sebastian Kent, whose office is at St. Mary’s, can’t believe it’s the same guy:

I’ve been in practice for 36 years, this is the first time something like this has happened. It’s very strange. Very, very strange.

Malachi is charged with practising medicine without a license and is being held on $6,000 bail.

Unreal determination by this kid to get back into the fake gynaecologist game after he’d already been caught out a year earlier. I mean some boys his age can’t even tell you what a vagina looks like and here he is doing full-on examinations and giving diagnoses and shit.

Obviously I don’t condone anyone pretending to be a doctor, let alone a gynaecologist, but on some level I’m kind of impressed by this kid and the effort he’s put in. He wants this life badly. I mean he’s even got his own doctor page with a 5 star rating FFS:

OK yeah he probably gave himself that rating but still, look at this A+ doctor’s pose!

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All kidding aside though, it’s definitely time to put an end to this. Don’t pretend to be a fake doctor/gynaecologist anymore Malachi. It’s weird. Impressive, but weird. Worked better the second time around than the first but you still got caught both times. Don’t give up on the dream though.

P.S. You don’t need to be a gynaecologist to know that you should keep these herbal womb detox pearls well away from your vaginas.