Youtube channel and porn site Wood Rocket has just put out a porn parody that will ruin your childhood – they have come up with ‘Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles’. Good one guys.

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As you probably guessed it remakes the original kid’s hit show with an X-rated spin whereby a bunch of turtles get infected with radioactive sperm, causing them to grow “especially in the lower shell area”. Director Lee Roy Myers said:

We wanted to pay homage to one of our favourite cartoons, comics, video games, and 1990’s action flicks, the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’. And like the NES video game, we made it hard.

Imagine a TMNT parody loaded with fight sequences, sewer sex, martial arts dildos, and your favourite TMNT characters having sex. That’s the movie we made! Also, there are giant mutant turtle penises.

What’s not to like? Check out the trailer below:

Amazing that in the space of two minutes they managed to fit radioactive spooge, pizza, pepperoni turtle dicks and the Trump presidential campaign. Hats off to them.

For more ridiculous porn parodies, check out this teaser for ‘Fap to the Future’.