So Taylor Swift dropped her new album Tortured Poets Department last night, and all anyone is talking about is a track called ‘ThanK you aIMee’, which if you take out the capital letters spells out ‘KIM’, and appears to be a Kim Kardashian diss track that many are saying rivals Hit ‘Em Up, Who Shot Ya, and all the classic diss tracks of times gone by.

I actually had no clue that Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian hate each other, but after looking into it, it seems that Kim Kardashian has been bullying and talking sh*t about Taylor Swift for years. Of course, there was that incident where Kim leaked an (edited) phonecall of Taylor Swift in 2016, where she appeared to be approving a Kanye West lyric about having sex with her. Taylor Swift went into hiding for about a year because of that. Very unfair!

So it sounds that Kim Kardashian has had this diss track coming for years, and finally in 2024, Taylor Swift has released her F*ck You Kim anthem, and the lyrics go like this:

And maybe you’ve reframed it
And in your mind, you never beat my spirit black and blue
I don’t think you’ve changed much
And so I changed your name, and any real defining clues
And one day, your kid comes home singin’
A song that only us two is gonna know is about you

Oh my days! Head shot! Head shot! Kim Kardashian is dead! Imagine little North West coming home from school one day singing the F*ck You Kim anthem, and doesn’t even realise it’s about her own mum? Well, I mean, she probably will realise it because social media and/or her schoolmates will let her know, but then that would make the fact she’s singing it even worse. What a devastating head f*ck from Taylor Swift!

There’s another lyric in there about Taylor Swift’s mum, apparently the most mild-mannered in existence, wishing that Kim Kardashian was dead, and I guess Taylor Swift just granted her wish because there’s no way Kim Kardashian comes back from this.

In the ten years since Kim K started bullying her, or since Kanye West went on stage and ruined her VMA acceptance speech, Taylor Swift has reached a whole other level of superstardom. She’s richer, more powerful and more influential than Kim Kardashian. What an absolute dagger to have the biggest pop superstar of the world make a diss track about you, and then end it like this:

I wrote a thousand songs that you find uncool
I built a legacy which you can’t undo
But when I count the scars, there’s a moment of truth
That there wouldn’t be this, if there hadn’t been you

All that time you were throwin’ punches, it was all for nothin’
And our town, it looks so small, from way up here
Screamed “Thank you, Aimee” to the night sky, and the stars are stunnin’
‘Cause I can’t forget the way you made me heal

Ending it with a thank you! Basically saying “cheers b*tch, I’m the Queen now” and I probably wouldn’t have got here without you being a total c***. Reminding her that Taylor Swift is on top of the world, and Kim helped make it happen, despite trying to do the opposite. Revenge is sweet, indeed!

For the time Boyzone’s Shane Lynch slammed Taylor Swift for performing ‘satanic rituals’ at her concerts, click HERE. Boyzone diss track incoming? Make it happen, Swift!