What’s worse – missing a song at your favourite artist’s concert or p*ssing into an adult nappy? For some Taylor Swift fans, it’s a no-brainer – they’re peeing into a nappy every time because they refuse to miss a second of her set during the current worldwide Eras tour.
See for yourself if you don’t believe me:
@therealkatherine hit me up for the adult diaper plug 😂😂 #erastour #taylorswift #taylornation @taylorswift @taylornation #houstontaylorswift #erastourhouston ♬ original sound – katherine | latina creator
@ilovejalepenochips #glendaletstheerastour #erastourtaylorswift #taylorswift ♬ our song sped up – songs !
At first I wondered whether this was further proof that the aliens have decided to use our planets as an insane asylum, but then I actually realised this isn’t such a bad idea? Anytime I’ve been to the cinema in recent years I only purchase a small drink because I’m terrified of having to take a leak in the middle of the movie and missing a crucial part of the plot.
Well that would cease to be an issue if I was as smart as these Taylor Swift fans and rocked a diaper the next time I went to the VUE. Plus, I’m not trying to irritate the legions of Swifties out there by making out like they’re total lunatics for this move. They just don’t want to miss a single moment of a show that they their parents paid top dollar for!
So yeah, hats off to you, Swifties. If you’re going to be a self-confessed obsessive, may as well go all the way with it.
Speaking of which, one Taylor Swift fan is now selling her contact lenses which “have seen Taylor Swift’s Eras tour”. That’ll only set you back $10,000.
