If you have a spare $10,000 (£7,900) laying around and didn’t manage to get a ticket to one of Taylor Swift’s shows on her Eras tour this year, not to worry, because you can now purchase the used contact lenses of a Swifty who did attend the show.

Not even joking…

As you can see, they’re in excellent condition despite hanging out in someone else’s eye sockets all night, and so when you buy them you can pop them onto your own eye balls and… it’ll be like you were actually at the show? Worth $10k + a dose of conjunctivitis, for sure.

Now we just have to wait and see whether anyone is crazy enough to splash the cash on these bad boys. I actually think if they were priced more reasonably (say $40) with some kind of evidence that the seller attended the concert, then it wouldn’t be completely insane for a diehard Taylor Swift fan to buy them. Then again this is probably part of some kind of money-laundering operation, so I’m not sure that would be much use to the seller.

P.S. Have to admit – this one’s a banger:

For the transgender love interest in Taylor Swift’s latest music video, click HERE. Progressive!