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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League April Roundup
Gareth Bale shits goals. Bentekkers is a monster. Man Utd have won it again. Thank God QPR are down with Reading.
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Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?
Sick Chripse takes some time to answer one of life’s most asked questions, “Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?” Neville Southall opens up advice website to help the goalkeepingly challenged.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 31 Roundup
Fulham win away? Bale’s hamstrings finally given up. McManaman avoids doing time. Lamps hits 200 not out. Rio makes his case for a call-up. Man City’s assholes drop out.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 30 Roundup
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th
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Bieber Blocker – Want To Delete Bieber From Your Internet?
Tired of seeing trends about Bieber? Pissed off at the amount of time you spend sifting through Bieber bullshit? Welcome to the rest of your life starring the Bieber Blocker
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 29 Roundup
Spurs get North LDN bragging rights. Utd win, again. QPR win away. But most crazy of all – Downing scored. Fuck off. No really he did. Mental. O and some weird Arsenal fan does a shit rap.
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Awesome Elevator Prank – Would You Jump In To Stop A Murder?
We’d all like to think we’d use our impossibly large man-balls to intervene if we saw someone being attacked, but in reality would you actually get involved?
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Oscars 2013 – How To Not Sound Like A Dick When You Talk About Them
The Oscars are coming and so are terrible conversations with people you hate who pretend they love “film”. Prepare yourself. With Sick Chirpse’s Guide To The Oscars 2013.
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Enter The Lovable, Occasionally Bonkers World Of Japanese TV Advertising
Alongside all the reasons they’ve already given us to love them (inventing headphones, Nintendo, Godzilla etc), Japan also has the world’s best TV commercials.
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American Psycho Musical Is Coming To London
You’ve seen him wielding an axe, you’ve seen him feed a stray cat into an ATM, now watch him get his jazz hands covered in blood. American Psycho – The Musical come to London.
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Goats Yelling Like Humans
Goats are so weird, especially the fact that when they yell they sound a lot like humans screaming. Here’s a supercut of a bunch of goats yelling like humans.
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How To Be Tight
Internet comedy duo Magic Hugs have given birth to a painfully accurate satire of lifestyle videos made by smug, unbearable twats.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
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Can You Get Any Luckier?
America’s luckiest people go on a nice little fishing trip, buy a couple of lottery scratchies and win a load of sweet money. Bastards.
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Ramen Rap Tune Is The Next Meme To Devour The Internet
Steven Jo’s likeable ode to instant noodles will most likely be re-enacted by the entire planet in a matter of days.
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Jurassic Park Meets Metal
Metalhead dude absolutely shreds on an entertaining new take of the classic John Williams’ Jurassic Park score.
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Fat Kid Cries Over New GTAV Release Date
BOO HOO – IT’S NOT FAIR! Rockstar have announced that GTAV won’t be released until September 17th, 2013. But is that really any reason to start crying? No it’s not. You doofus.
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Fresh Prince Theme Tune Put Through Google Translator
If you have time on your hands, why not put the Fresh Prince theme tune through all of the languages in Google translator and then perform it live?
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Christmas Roundup
Aston Villa are still shit. RVP is the one. Why don’t Chelsea give Lamps a contract? Super Mario basically isn’t allowed to play for Man City anymore. The Premiership had a busy Xmas.
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VIDEO: Terrifying Dust Storm Hits Australia
Australia is having a meteorological nightmare at the mo: singing temperatures, bush fires, cyclones, and now a sinister looking wall of orange cloud….
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Really Gross Video – Massive Worm Crawls Out Of Dead Spider’s Stomach
If you don’t like gross stuff then you maybe shouldn’t watch this because it’s probably one of the grossest videos we’ve ever featured on Sick Chirpse. Meh, who are we kidding, we know you’re all gonna watch it, just don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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How Long Can You Watch This Video Before Raging?
WARNING: DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART, THE PURE RAGE WILL MOST LIKELY TIP YOU OVER THE EDGE.
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VIDEO: Super Slow Motion Lightning Is Amazing
Everything looks cool in slow motion and lightning looks cool anyway, so you can imagine how fresh it is when you mix the two.
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VIDEO: Awesome Turkish Dancers Help Me Beat Winter Blues
No one likes to be dark and cold for 4 months a year, so watch these Turkish dance lords and bring some sun to your heart and lungs.
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Drunken Numpty Falls Down Stair Well
If you’re gonna get wobbly at the Christmas party, don’t take a leaf out of this pillock’s book. Unless you want to be in a body cast to greet santa
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Kathryn Bigelow – Male Gigolo?
Kathryn Bigelow VS Bret Easton Ellis via Twitter. Is she really just an “overrated” director? Is her critical acclaim based on the fact that she’s a “very hot woman” – Bret Easton Ellis thinks so…
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 16 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
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Parrington Jackson – Have Bristol Finally Shat Out A Good Band?
Bristol has a massive music scene for one reason – no bands ever make it out so they hang around playing music. Have Bristol finally shat out a band that are good? Maybe. Here’s Parrington Jackson.
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Youth Goalkeeper With Tourette’s Sent Off For Swearing
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. He’s now been banned for 2 games and fined £25. Mental.
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