Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th […]
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 30 Roundup Read More »
Tired of seeing trends about Bieber? Pissed off at the amount of time you spend sifting through Bieber bullshit? Welcome to the rest of your life starring the Bieber Blocker
Bieber Blocker – Want To Delete Bieber From Your Internet? Read More »
Twitter finally went out of control today, when a troll pissed off boxer Curtis Woodhouse so much that he decided to track him down and sort him out in real life. He live tweeted it the process too, obviously.
The Oscars are coming and so are terrible conversations with people you hate who pretend they love “film”. Prepare yourself. With Sick Chirpse’s Guide To The Oscars 2013.
Oscars 2013 – How To Not Sound Like A Dick When You Talk About Them Read More »
Social media isn’t just for the mundane. It’s also for life. And now you can tweet beyond the grave thanks to your digital twin.
Continue To Whine And Post Picture Of Cats On Social Media Platforms After You Die Read More »
Yesterday Burger King’s Twitter account got hacked and turned into a McDonald’s feed that totally rinsed the shit out of BK. Here’s the full story and a bunch of the best tweets.
Burger King Twitter Account Hacked And Turned Into McDonald’s Twitter Feed Read More »
So the Pope has officially resigned for the first time in nearly 600 years. Is there a hidden agenda? Is the sacred shit about to hit the fan?And most importantly, What’s twitter saying about all of this?
The Pope Has Left The Building Read More »
2nd graders in an Elementary School in New York have tested their own spelling and grammar by becoming grammar Nazis to NFL players on Twitter.
Twitter Helps Educate Our Young Read More »
It’s pretty cool that if you’re getting fired you can live tweet it now huh? Especially if you work for a major corporation that’s going into administration and you know that it’s going to cause a massive shitstorm because they’re firing 190 people.
HMV Employees Live Tweet Their Firings On HMV’s Twitter Account Read More »
Late last night in LA Frank Ocean and Chris Brown were trying to get in the same parking space, and it allegedly spiralled out of control into a full fledged brawl between both guys and their entourages! OMG!
Chris Brown And Frank Ocean Have A Fight Over A Parking Space Read More »
5ive were a pretty big boyband back in the late 90’s and now they’re back together. Unfortunately, J has decided not to join them so they’ve got to find that elusive 5th member and have posted a pretty desperate sounding message on Facebook to help them with this.
5IVE Are Reduced To Looking For A New Member Via Facebook Read More »
Everyone knows that a bunch of footballers are on twitter and that a bunch of them say a bunch of dumb things on there. But who has the most followers? Who has received the biggest fines for their tweets? And more importantly, who follows who? This infographic literally has EVERYTHING you need to know about footballers on twitter.
Footballers On Twitter Infographic Read More »
The pictures that one man lost his life trying to obtain have finally been released. Justin Bieber is at a party smoking a blunt.
Justin Bieber Is A Stoner Read More »
It’s only January 3rd and the stupidest misunderstanding of the year might have already happened, and predictably it involves football, twitter, racism, El Hadji Diouf and the Daily Mail, Is there a more deadly combination?
Little Kid Dresses Up As El Hadji Diouf And Is Branded A Racist Read More »
Were you disappointed when you opened your Christmas presents this morning? If so then don’t worry because there’s a bunch of ungrateful kids around the world who wants to let everyone on Twitter know just how ungrateful they are.
Um Mum Why Didn’t You Get Me An iPad For Xmas? I HATE YOUR GUTS! Read More »
Being a Birmingham fan, I got the best Christmas present ever yesterday when Villa got spanked 8-0 by Chelsea. It turns out I wasn’t the only person who absolutely loved it though. Check out some of the best (and worst) reaction here.
Villa Got Spanked 8-0 – Here’s Some Of The Best (And Worst) Reaction Read More »
Everyone remembers MySpace Tom because he was everyone’s number one friend on Myspace back in the day. I don’t know where he’s been, but he’s back and he’s on twitter. And he’s kind of a jerk.
Remember Tom From MySpace? Well He’s On Twitter Now And He’s Kind Of A Jerk Read More »
Kathryn Bigelow VS Bret Easton Ellis via Twitter. Is she really just an “overrated” director? Is her critical acclaim based on the fact that she’s a “very hot woman” – Bret Easton Ellis thinks so…
Kathryn Bigelow – Male Gigolo? Read More »
If you were as lucky as me then you probably saw one of the most disturbing documentaries ever last night on Channel 4. 15 Stone babies wasn’t about giant babies but abotu adults who liked dressing up as babies and having their nappies changed. Here are our thoughts and the best twitter reaction.
Bristol has a massive music scene for one reason – no bands ever make it out so they hang around playing music. Have Bristol finally shat out a band that are good? Maybe. Here’s Parrington Jackson.
Parrington Jackson – Have Bristol Finally Shat Out A Good Band? Read More »
When will celebrities learn? If you’re gonna say something dumb on twitter, all your followers (and probably the national press) are gonna diss you about it and you’re gonna look like an idiot and probably delete your account like a pussy. Step up Jamie O’Hara.
Jamie O’Hara Gets Rinsed On Twitter And Is Forced To Delete His Account Read More »
No one got the sack this week. Southampton’s Goalie has a ‘mare. Rafa doesn’t want Chelsea to score. If your club is from Manchester they will win. If your club is called QPR – there is a chance that not even Harry can save you.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 14 Roundup Read More »
I hope all Sick Chirpse readers will join me in embracing the Pope’s arrival on our favourite form of social media twitter.
The Pope Joins Twitter Read More »
Sick Chirpse take a trip to Thekla (the boat that they filmed Skins on) to watch Clock Opera. How shit was it? You have no fvcking idea.
I Went To See A Clock Opera Gig On A Boat. It Was Shit. Read More »
The trendiest (ugh) baby name ever has arrived and it is hashtag. No that’s it, not hashtag something, just hashtag. Srsly.
Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.
Harry Redknapp’s Ultimate World XI? Read More »
Isn’t life hard being a DJ? Let’s look at all the hardship you’ve got to face, luckily Twitter have compiled their own Amnesty page for you.
The genius/retarded marketers behind Susan Boyle’s album launch have got themselves in a very sticky situation after a massive Twitter related fucked up.
You’re All Invited To Susan Boyle’s ‘Anal Bum Party!’ Read More »
Not only did Barack Obama break records by getting re-elected last night, he also broke Justin Bieber’s long held record for most popular tweet ever with his victory tweet.
Barack Obama’s Victory Tweet Is The Most Popular Tweet Ever Read More »
Miley Cyrus pulls off a killer costume for Halloween that might make everyone forget that her new hairstyle makes her look like a boy.
Miley Cyrus Dresses Up As Nicki Minaj For Halloween Read More »
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