I don’t think I’d even know how you would describe a man having sex with a bike, so it’s a good thing this guy got caught so we can see it.
Man Caught On CCTV Having Sex With A Bike (Kinda NSFW) Read More »
If you found out your husband was cheating on you then you would probably be pretty gutted, but it would be even worse if he said he was having sex with an alien right?
A court ruling in India has concluded that having sex equates to being legally married. What would this mean for the world if it became universal law?
Indian Court Rules That Sex Consummates Marriage Read More »
Horny teenagers are licking each other’s eyeballs in the Far East, are we next?
Horny Japanese Teenagers Are Licking Each Other’s Eyeballs Read More »
Lynx has a new ad for shampoo – why do they still insist on marketing their products at adults?!
Lynx Don’t Have A Clue Who Their Target Market Is Read More »
An advert for a Chinese STD cure features a weirdly familliar hero…
Worried About Gonorrhea? Chinese Iron Man Is Here To Save The Day! Read More »
Popular internet dating site Plenty of Fish has started trying to stamp out casual sex…
It turns out that Disney is actually ridiculously sexual, and a lot of it is hidden and subliminal.
An Israeli academic has discovered that amongst Judaism’s ultra-orthodox community, sex has become something of a mystery…
Fiddle Her On The Roof! A Guide To Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Sex Read More »
Was it really Jolene’s fault, were her flaming locks of auburn hair really that enchanting, or was Dolly Parton’s boyfriend just a massive dick?
People are selling their dirty underwear on Ebay, don’t miss out on the chance of earning big £££ with this handy guide!
Making Deviant Dough On Ebay Read More »
I got one of the grossest tip offs in Sick Chirpse history last week when some guy sent me a link to a video of a dog ramming the absolute shit out of some ho. It left me visibly shaken. Check it out here.
Women And Men Screwing Dogs And Becoming Internet Superstars Read More »
First there was Morgan Freeman getting pissed off that he couldn’t hold a baby without turning it into candy…now there is a newlywed couple getting banned for sharing the rainbow.
Share The Rainbow? Skittles Advert Banned For Simulating Rainbow Sharing Read More »
Wayne’s World. Wayne’s World. Party Time. Excellent. Wayne lists his top ten babes – but this was back in 1991 – so it’s kind of turned into top ten milfs. Party on Wayne.
Wayne’s World – Top Ten Babes Read More »
When you’re feeling horny and alone and want to engage in a little sex talk via the blower, just remember to check who you’re texting.
Sexting Gone Majorly Wrong Read More »
Carlos Romero is caught with his pants down, literally, as he takes being an animal lover to a whole new level. Farm hand, Romero, is caught fvcking a miniature donkey.
Farm Helper Caught Having Sex With Donkey Read More »
Combustion books want to make a steampunk sex book. But they need your money. Or do they?
Sex Lives Of The Steampunks Read More »
How do you feel about your Facebook addiction? Fancy taking a break some time? It may happen sooner than later…
On A Facebook Detox Read More »
Every girl has considered fvcking the boss to get ahead right? Well here’s why it doesn’t work.
Why Screwing The Boss Will Bite You In The Ass Read More »
For just $3.00 you can turn your penis into a sugar sweet popsicle that’ll probably bring all the girls to the yard.
Thoughtful tips and tricks for modern broads looking to seduce men into bullshit long-term monogamy.
Things You Should Hide Before You Bring A Man Home Read More »
If you missed it, here’s a run through of ‘Sex, Lies and Rinsing Guys’ featuring some of the worst women in the world.
Sex, Lies And Obvious Mental And Emotional Issues Read More »
Your neighbours shagging too much/too loud? This guy’s got the perfect solution. Check it.
How To Ignore Your Neighbours Having Sex Read More »
If you’re ever in a situation where you’re having too much sex, you can always call the cops.
Man Calls Cops On Woman Who Demanded Too Much Sex Read More »
A Dangerous Method: It’s soft smut, in disguise!
Movie Review: A Dangerous Method – Or should that be A Sexy Method!? Read More »
Professional footballers have it tough.
KEVIN-PRINCE BOATENG INJURED FROM “TOO MUCH SEX” Read More »
What is the best way to waste time on the internet? By trying to get into the pants of a computer generated woman, obviously.
‘Did you expect his sweaty throbby cock to stab you from behind?’
KATE AND WILLS TALK ABOUT THEIR FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE Read More »
Have you ever thought that a set of traffic lights needed to be sexed up? The Dutch do.
STOP…WAIT….BEND OVER Read More »
Nina (Natalie Portman) is cast as the lead in a production of Swan Lake in New York by forceful director Thomas Leroy (Vincent Cassel) but quickly finds out balancing the angelic elements of the White Swan with the ferociousness aspects to the Black Swan is a difficult and unnerving task.
BLACK SWAN REVIEW — LESBIANS, BLOOD & BALLET Read More »
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