DATING ARIANE
What is the best way to waste time on the internet? By trying to get into the pants of a computer generated woman, obviously.
What is the best way to waste time on the internet? By trying to get into the pants of a computer generated woman, obviously.
‘Did you expect his sweaty throbby cock to stab you from behind?’
KATE AND WILLS TALK ABOUT THEIR FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE Read More »
Have you ever thought that a set of traffic lights needed to be sexed up? The Dutch do.
STOP…WAIT….BEND OVER Read More »
Nina (Natalie Portman) is cast as the lead in a production of Swan Lake in New York by forceful director Thomas Leroy (Vincent Cassel) but quickly finds out balancing the angelic elements of the White Swan with the ferociousness aspects to the Black Swan is a difficult and unnerving task.
BLACK SWAN REVIEW — LESBIANS, BLOOD & BALLET Read More »
Meet Slatz, Sick Chirpse’s own idiot abroad. Here’s a story about how he gets locked in a crypt in Paris…..
FAUX SLATZ — AN IDIOT’S PARIS TRAVELOGUE Read More »