6 Sexy Songs To Soundtrack Successful Sexytimes
They say life is like a movie. Well, every film needs a climax… and a soundtrack, eh? Here are a few tunes that might help your performance:
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Christian Domestic Discipline Is The Latest Order From God, And It Involves Spanking
Christian couples love a good spanking, but not how you think.
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The Secret Sex Lives Of The South Wales Valleys
You know the old proverb, ‘the quainter and quieter the town, the louder and dirtier the sex.’ It’s in The Bible somewhere. Craigslist personal ads help prove that.
Labour Councillor Lost His Virginity To Alien Hologram When He Was Five
Simon Parkes went on This Morning for an interview about his alien experiences and ended up looking even crazier than he did last week.
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Man Caught On CCTV Having Sex With A Bike (Kinda NSFW)
I don’t think I’d even know how you would describe a man having sex with a bike, so it’s a good thing this guy got caught so we can see it.
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Labour Councillor Claims That ‘Having Sex With An Alien’ Is Causing Problems In His Marriage
If you found out your husband was cheating on you then you would probably be pretty gutted, but it would be even worse if he said he was having sex with an alien right?
Indian Court Rules That Sex Consummates Marriage
A court ruling in India has concluded that having sex equates to being legally married. What would this mean for the world if it became universal law?
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Horny Japanese Teenagers Are Licking Each Other’s Eyeballs
Horny teenagers are licking each other’s eyeballs in the Far East, are we next?
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Lynx Don’t Have A Clue Who Their Target Market Is
Lynx has a new ad for shampoo – why do they still insist on marketing their products at adults?!
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Worried About Gonorrhea? Chinese Iron Man Is Here To Save The Day!
An advert for a Chinese STD cure features a weirdly familliar hero…
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Remember PlentyOfFish.com? Well It’s Dying A Slow And Painful Death By Trying To Stop You From Having Sex
Popular internet dating site Plenty of Fish has started trying to stamp out casual sex…
Disney’s Full Of Hidden References To Sex; Here’s The Most Obvious Ones You Probably Missed
It turns out that Disney is actually ridiculously sexual, and a lot of it is hidden and subliminal.
Fiddle Her On The Roof! A Guide To Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Sex
An Israeli academic has discovered that amongst Judaism’s ultra-orthodox community, sex has become something of a mystery…
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Women Who Hate Women – The Jolene Debate
Was it really Jolene’s fault, were her flaming locks of auburn hair really that enchanting, or was Dolly Parton’s boyfriend just a massive dick?
Making Deviant Dough On Ebay
People are selling their dirty underwear on Ebay, don’t miss out on the chance of earning big £££ with this handy guide!
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Women And Men Screwing Dogs And Becoming Internet Superstars
I got one of the grossest tip offs in Sick Chirpse history last week when some guy sent me a link to a video of a dog ramming the absolute shit out of some ho. It left me visibly shaken. Check it out here.
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Share The Rainbow? Skittles Advert Banned For Simulating Rainbow Sharing
First there was Morgan Freeman getting pissed off that he couldn’t hold a baby without turning it into candy…now there is a newlywed couple getting banned for sharing the rainbow.
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Wayne’s World – Top Ten Babes
Wayne’s World. Wayne’s World. Party Time. Excellent. Wayne lists his top ten babes – but this was back in 1991 – so it’s kind of turned into top ten milfs. Party on Wayne.
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Sexting Gone Majorly Wrong
When you’re feeling horny and alone and want to engage in a little sex talk via the blower, just remember to check who you’re texting.
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Farm Helper Caught Having Sex With Donkey
Carlos Romero is caught with his pants down, literally, as he takes being an animal lover to a whole new level. Farm hand, Romero, is caught fvcking a miniature donkey.
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Sex Lives Of The Steampunks
Combustion books want to make a steampunk sex book. But they need your money. Or do they?
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On A Facebook Detox
How do you feel about your Facebook addiction? Fancy taking a break some time? It may happen sooner than later…
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Why Screwing The Boss Will Bite You In The Ass
Every girl has considered fvcking the boss to get ahead right? Well here’s why it doesn’t work.
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$3.00 Blows
For just $3.00 you can turn your penis into a sugar sweet popsicle that’ll probably bring all the girls to the yard.
Things You Should Hide Before You Bring A Man Home
Thoughtful tips and tricks for modern broads looking to seduce men into bullshit long-term monogamy.
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Sex, Lies And Obvious Mental And Emotional Issues
If you missed it, here’s a run through of ‘Sex, Lies and Rinsing Guys’ featuring some of the worst women in the world.
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How To Ignore Your Neighbours Having Sex
Your neighbours shagging too much/too loud? This guy’s got the perfect solution. Check it.
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Man Calls Cops On Woman Who Demanded Too Much Sex
If you’re ever in a situation where you’re having too much sex, you can always call the cops.
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Movie Review: A Dangerous Method – Or should that be A Sexy Method!?
A Dangerous Method: It’s soft smut, in disguise!
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KEVIN-PRINCE BOATENG INJURED FROM “TOO MUCH SEX”
Professional footballers have it tough.
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