There’s A Spike This Week In The Number Of People Searching For A Very Weird Type Of Porn
Well, that’s unusual.
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Emma Watson Has Revealed She Pays To Subscribe To An Expensive Sex Site
Harry Potter And The Masturbating Actress.
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A Man Was Hospitalised After Sticking A Pencil Up His Own Butt Before Anal Sex
Might be a good idea to remove the pencil first…
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Men And Women Stop Masturbating For 30 Days, Have Some Interesting Reactions
30 days without masturbating – no wonder they all end up looking like crap.
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Georgia Man Cuts Off Penis To Stop Masturbating (Inaccurate)
52 year old Jonas believed he would go to hell if he didn’t stop masturbating – so he took drastic measures by cutting off what he called his ‘sinful part.’
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5 Things Only Unemployed People Will Appreciate
If you’re unemployed right now you know #2 is a big, big bonus.
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Man Dies At Sperm Bank After Wanking Too Much
You better warn your buddies right now.
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It’s That Time Of Year Again: The 6th Annual Air Sex Championships
How do you rate your air sex skills? This might be the competition for you.
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Fleshlight Tablet Case Means You Can Now Have Sex With Your iPad
Taking masturbation into the future.
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‘How Often Do You Masturbate’ Chart Proves That People Are Absolute Liars
Are people still afraid to admit their masturbation habits in 2014?
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Here Are The Finalists For Porn Hub’s First Ever National Ad Campaign Poster
Who better to design the Porn Hub’s new advertising campaign than the people who spend all day masturbating?
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Blowjob Machines Are Going Mainstream: Introducing The Autoblow 2
Why jerk off like you’ve been doing all these years when you can stick it inside the Autoblow 2 instead?
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Would You Stick Your Dick Inside The World’s First ‘Sexual Home Appliance’?
This is the world’s first ‘sexual home appliance’ – it spins and vibrates. Would you stick your penis in it?
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Man Pays World Record £25,000 For One Hour Cyber Sex
You’d have to be a complete psychopath to actually pay for porn in this day and age –but one Australian punter has forked out $42,000 for a webcam session.
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VIDEO: Woman Publicly Shames Man For Masturbating In Walmart Toilet
What would you do if you walked into a public toilet to find a man jerking off with his pants around his ankles looking in the mirror?
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Plumpy Gets His Revenge On Sick Chirpse
Remember Plumpergeddon – the guy who stole a laptop with tracking software in it and now gets photographs of himself masturbating put on the internet for his crimes? He found out we wrote an article on him and boy, did he get us back.
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Jay Z Bodyguard Was Fired For Masturbating To Pics Of Beyonce, Blue Ivy
Disturbing details of Jay Z and Beyonce’s former bodyguard have come to the light after his death.
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Avengers Themed Sex Toys
Fans of Marvel and/or masturbation can now pleasure themselves using these Avengers-themed sex toys.
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HappyPlayTime: The New App That Teaches Girls How To Get Offf
Someone has created an app promising to teach females how to masturbate properly. Do they need the help? Or should men be downloading this app instead?
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