For Kim, it’s the first time an election has been held since he inherited power after the death of his father, the equally screwed up Kim Jong Il, in 2011.
Kim Jong-Un Wins First North Korean Election By 100% Margin – Wait, What? Read More »
The deep dark world of detention and torture in North Korean prisons: thousands of political “criminals” locked away and tortured without even knowing why.
Inside North Korea: Unbelievable Excerpts From UN Report #5 Read More »
The UN’s recent and damning human rights report on the DPRK covers all aspects of life. Here we look at abuse to women, people with disabilities and the poor.
Inside North Korea: Unbelievable Excerpts From UN Report #3 Read More »
How can a regime in such a poor country keep its population so blinkered from the wider world? Here’s how: a meticulously complete information blackout.
Inside North Korea: Unbelievable Excerpts From UN Report #2 Read More »
What’s it actually like to live in North Korea? Why don’t people escape? Why no revolution? This series answers those questions and many more.
Inside North Korea: Unbelievable Excerpts From UN Report #1 Read More »
The UN have released a report detailing North Korea’s immense human rights failings. They included some poignant cartoons drawn by a former death camp inmate.
North Korean Death Camp Inmate Releases Bleak Cartoons Of Ordeal Read More »
A month after murdering his uncle, Kim Jong Un has now rid the world of any last traces of him by executing his entire family.
Kim Jong-Un Executes His Uncle’s Entire Family Read More »
Pacman & Peso, the rap heroes de jour. Having survived North Korea they couldn’t be arsed to stay sober for a Sky News interview. Fair enough.
Pacman & Peso Fresh From North Korea Do Drunken Sky News Interview Read More »
Pacman and Peso live in a rough neighbourhood and have never left the US. Where should they film their first vid? North Korea of course. Here’s how they got on.
Following on from yesterday, Dennis Rodman’s behaviour becomes even more bizarre as he sings happy birthday to Kim Jong Un in front of a packed stadium in North Korea.
VIDEO: Dennis Rodman Sings Happy Birthday To Kim Jong-Un Read More »
Dennis Rodman is over in North Korea with a team of retired NBA pros playing basketball for Kim Jong-Un’s birthday, but he had somewhat of a bizarre meltdown when interviewed by CNN about the situation.
VIDEO: Dennis Rodman Has Bizarre WWE Style Meltdown When Asked About Kim Jong-Un Read More »
Turns out Kim Jong Un’s uncle was stripped naked, thrown into a cage and eaten alive by a pack of ravenous dogs that had been starved for 5 days.
Kim Jong Un Executed His Uncle By Having Him Eaten Alive By 120 Hungry Dogs Read More »
Turns out Kim Jong Un was “very drunk†when he recently ordered the execution of two of his closest aides, before also ordering the execution of his own uncle Jang Song-thaek.
Kim Jong Un Was Drunk Off His Face When He Ordered A Bunch Of Executions Read More »
Photojournalist David Guttenfelder is the first man to take and upload pictures of North Korea to the Internet while still in the country.
Dennis Rodman has been in North Korea the past week visiting his good buddy Kim Jong-un. This is what went down on the trip.
Dennis Rodman Announces Birth Of Kim Jong-un’s Daughter Read More »
Dennis Rodman enjoyed his trip to North Korea so much that he’s gone back for another visit. What will he and Kim Jong Un get up to this time?
Dennis Rodman Returns To North Korea To Hang Out With His Mate Kim Read More »
Kim Jong Un has had his girlfriend executed via machine gun firing squad after he found out she’d filmed a sex tape.
Kim Jong Un Has Executed His Ex Girlfriend Read More »
Meet Kenji Fujimoto, the former personal chef to Kim Jong Il. He escaped from North Korea and is now giving insights into the wacky world of his ex-boss.
Kim Jong Il’s Former Personal Chef Spills The Beans On The Crazy Korean Read More »
Fattest and weirdest Korean guy has an even weirder food fetish. Watch and become shit-scared as his laugh and belly eat into your soul…
The Weirdest And Fattest Korean Guy Ever Has An Even Weirder Food Fetish Read More »
We all know North Korea hates America and wants to blow it sky high. But how did they get to this point of national hatred?
The Sick Chirpse Guide To Why North Korea Hates America Read More »
There’s only one man who can sort out the North Korean situation and it isn’t Dennis Rodman – it’s Batman_LDN.
Batman_LDN Discusses Kim Jong-un With His Rivals Read More »
Shin Dong-hyuk is the only man ever to have escaped from a death camp in North Korea. Here’s his grizzly tale….
Probably not to be honest, but stuff is escalating over there and Martyl Langsdorf did foreshadow a lot of the nuclear problems the world would face with the creation of The Doomsday Clock, so you never know.
The Creator Of The Doomsday Clock Has Died Which Obviously Means We’re All Going To Die Read More »
Turns out that you can rectify any grave situation by playing some funk music over the top.
Funky Korea Is Best Korea Read More »
With tensions rising between both countries, we here at Sick Chirpse are here to hold your hand and talk you through it all. It’s North Korea VS America!
North Korea VS America Read More »
North Korea has released a list of ‘state-approved’ anti-capitalist hairstyles. Here we look at the reasons why they have adopted these new rules and the likely consequences of disobeying fat boy Kim Jong-un.
Recently here at Sick Chirpse we noticed an increase in cannibalism on the news. This dark fad just took a turn for the worst in long suffering North Korea.
Cannibalism On The Rise #2 – North Korea Read More »
North Korea’s launched a satellite into orbit and it’s now out of control. This wouldn’t be bad apart from the fact that it’s probably not a satellite and probably a nuke. Oh well, happy 21.12.2012 everybody.
North Korea’s richest fatty boom batty bags himself a new bit of skirt despite being a complete thug.
Kim Jong Un Gets New Bird Read More »
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