Worst Free Kick Ever
The worst free kick in the history of football. Ever.
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Top Ten Bicycle Kicks Of All Time
Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Phillippe Mexes have both scored unbelievable bicycle kicks in the last couple of weeks, but how do they match up against the top ten bicycle kicks of all time?
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 12 Roundup
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
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Referee Gets The Absolute Shit Kicked Out Of Him In Argentinian Lower League Match By Whole Team Of Players
There have been some questionable decisions made in the Premier League recently (hello Mark Clattenburg) but imagine if one of the teams reacted like this and kicked the absolute crap out of the referee for sending a player off. It can only be Argentina.
David Beckham To Leave LA Galaxy – But Where Is He Going?
Becks has up and quit the La Galaxy and his US Soccer project – but who will he make the move to? West Ham? Spurs? Manchester Utd? PSG? AC Milan? Or that weird Russian team that sign everyone?
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 10 Round Up
RVP put Arsenal back in their box. Rooney forgot how to take a penalty. Fellaini was repping it. Tottenham’s asses dropped out. Mark Hughes’ QPR still haven’t won. At least Clattenburg didn’t ref this week.
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World’s Toughest Footballers – Italian Fight Club
Italian footballers have been criticised for diving willy nilly. Not these buggers though. They will destroy you given half a chance. Steer clear.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 8 Round Up
Rooney bangs goals in at each end. Mata wipes the floor with the Yids. Arsenal forget how shit Norwich are and let them win. Mark Noble bends over and shits out two goals.
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Dirty Dirty Leeds Fan Sparks Out Kirkland
Chris Kirkland lets in a goal and is rewarded by getting dropped by a dirty Leeds hooligan. Mama said knock you out.
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Three Things I’d Rather Do Than Watch England
England are shit and there’s no getting around it. Here are three things we’d rather do than watch another England match ever again.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Six Round Up
Spurs win away at Old Trafford. Lightning strikes twice for Suarez at Carrow Road. Everton keep on trucking. Chelsea sweep aside Arsenal. Hardly anyone bags any fantasy football points though…
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Jimmy Bullard Hangs Up His Boots
Jimmy Bullard is hanging up his boots. SickChirpse bid a polite farewell to the most insane footballer since Gazza, as they celebrate some of his funniest moments.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Five Round Up
Saints demoralise Villa. Utd win at Anfield. Chelsea top the league. Newcastle get a clean sheet. Lescott is still ugly as fvck. Week 5 Sick Chirpse League Round Up.
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Aussie Football Club Newcastle Jets Sell Out Of Heskey Shirts
Disillusioned Australian people buy a shit load of Emile Heskey shirts. Newcastle Jets have run out of replica shirts of their new signing and have had to order 5,000 more. Mental.
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Five Football Fatties
A humorous look at some of the more “jolly” footballers of the past and present.
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The Premier League Weekend Handshake Preview
A look at the forthcoming pre-match handshake between Patrice Evra and Luis Suarez.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week Three
Bank on Carroll? Believe in Steve Fletcher? Or keep faith in RVP? Fingers crossed you didn’t think it was Chico time. Here’s the round up of the Sick Chirpse League.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week Two
Week Two is gone now. Have you stormed the league this week? Have your 15 transfers in week one helped you in the slightest? Or are you still shit at this managing malarky?
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Worse Than John Terry: Five (Especially) Dickish Footballers
Sure, John Terry is almost certainly a total prick – although he can afford lawyers that can convince any court in the land otherwise – but he’s far from the worst of the already rotten bunch that make up the cream of professional football. Chin up, Chelsea fans!
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Swamp Soccer For Olympics 2016?
Swamp soccer shits all over the equestrian. Let’s hope it becomes an Olympic sport soon, as we won’t get bored then.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Competition
Do you see yourself as the next Fergie? A tinkerman extraordinaire? Are you the real Special One? Whatever your managing style Sick Chirpse has the league for you.
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Twitter Parody Accounts You Need To Follow
We’re addicted. You’re addicted. Who gives a fvck. Twitter is everywhere and so are parody accounts. Here’s a shit-load from the top drawer. Enjoy Fuckers.
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David Platt Rolls Back The Years
David Platt scores a perfectly timed overhead kick during an open training session.
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Premier League 20 Seasons – Golden Baldies XI
The good, the bald and the ugly. Sick Chirpse celebrates the greatest bald footballers in the history of the Premier League.
North Korea Furious As South Korean Flag Shown At Olympic Game
North Korean fury as London 2012 is being run by a bunch of monkeys who quite blatantly don’t have a fvcking clue.
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VIDEO: Footballers Of The World
If you like football and really dumb stupid stuff then this is the video for you.
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Sick Chirpse Euro 2012 Predictions – June 17th
Can the Dutch keep their faltering Euro 2012 dreams alive?
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101 Greatest Goals of 2011/12
101 great goals have released their 101 greatest goals of the 2011/12 season.
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Chinese Euro 2012/Nuclear Apocalypse Advert
European football meets all-out nuclear war in this Chinese ad for Euro 2012.
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