The new manager for Sunderland F.C. has been getting a bit annoyed at people who use his fascistic past to label him as a fascist, for some reason.
Paolo Di Canio’s Trying To Ban The Press From Sunderland Read More »
Corner kicks are an art form, but it’s hard to get them right when somebody decides to put the equivalent of a lake on the corner flag.
Worst Conditions For A Corner Kick Ever Read More »
Fulham win away? Bale’s hamstrings finally given up. McManaman avoids doing time. Lamps hits 200 not out. Rio makes his case for a call-up. Man City’s assholes drop out.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 31 Roundup Read More »
You don’t need a brain to become famous in this life. But you do need to be an idiot to listen to people who are.
Famous People Are Stupid Too Read More »
Say hello to football’s latest pitch invader – The Blackburn Chicken.
Chicken Invades Blackburn Game, Again Read More »
Broken bones are never pretty and this one shows us why. Is this the worst leg break in football history, ever?
Is This The Worst Leg Break In Football History? Read More »
It’s always great when football matches are invaded, but it’s even better when a match is invaded by a weasel-like creature who bites a player.
Weasel Invades Swiss Football Match, Bites Player Read More »
The whole world stood still and watched Curtis Woodhouse live tweet his attempts to track down a loser who had been trolling him on twitter, only for his quest to be unsuccessful. Well, some TV show decided to bring them face to face a couple of days later.
Curtis Woodhouse Confronts Twitter Troll Live On Television Read More »
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 30 Roundup Read More »
Twitter finally went out of control today, when a troll pissed off boxer Curtis Woodhouse so much that he decided to track him down and sort him out in real life. He live tweeted it the process too, obviously.
Spurs get North LDN bragging rights. Utd win, again. QPR win away. But most crazy of all – Downing scored. Fuck off. No really he did. Mental. O and some weird Arsenal fan does a shit rap.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 29 Roundup Read More »
Sepaktakraw is a crazy sport from Indonesia which is best described as a version of football volleyball that encourages you to hit a bicycle kick every point. It’s pretty out of control crazy.
Subbuteo used to be cool back in the 80’s when there was no such thing as video games then it kinda died out. But apparently there’s a whole subculture of nerds holding Subbuteo tournaments all over Europe, and a new photobook has painstakingly documented this obsession.
In The Box – Subbuteo Photography Book Read More »
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 27 Roundup Read More »
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup Read More »
Harry Redknapp had to defend his decision to sell Scott Canham and keep Frank Lampard back in 1996, when a loud-mouth fan questions his judgement and managerial abilities. What an idiot.
1996: West Ham Fan Tells Harry Redknapp That Scott Canham Is Better Than Frank Lampard Read More »
The Super Bowl 2013 was not worth the hype, but I definitely think some of these adverts were…
The Adverts Were The Best Bit Of The Super Bowl 2013 Read More »
I wish I was as good as this kid is at football now, let alone when I was 9 years old.
9 Year Old Patrik Jakubik Is Completely Sick At Football Read More »
QPR keep two clean sheets. Demba Ba does an impression of Adam Ant. Man Utd keep on winning. When the fvck is Abramovich gonna sack Rafa? Gareth Bale still looks like a monkey.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 25 Roundup Read More »
We covered the goals pretty comprehensively on Sick Chirpse at the end of 2012 but we carelessly neglected the guys between the sticks. These saves are completely outrageous.
The Unsung Heroes: The Best Saves Of 2012 Read More »
It’s easy to prank someone in the 21st century and these guys nail it on one hapless victim, simply by phoning him and telling him he has trials at Oldham Athletic football club. He then proceeds to post a plethora of inane status updates about it that will make you piss yourself.
The UK’s Funniest Prank Read More »
There’s no other way to describe this, other than you have to watch it because it’s the stupidest free kick you’ll ever see. You’ll know what I mean when you see it.
Is This The Stupidest Free Kick Ever? Read More »
Last night Eden Hazard was sent off for kicking the a Swansea ball boy during a match. It turns out the ball boy was the Director of Swansea’s son and he now had 80K Twitter followers.
Eden Hazard Sent Off For Booting Director Of Swansea’s Son In The Ribs During Match Read More »
Colin Murray has been axed from Match of The Day 2 because the other pundits find him irritating, like a lot of other people. The reaction seems to have been unanimously negative towards his dismissal, which I don’t understand.
Colin Murray Sacked From MOTD2 For Being An Irritating Little Snot Read More »
This football celebration has got to be the weirdest football celebration I’ve ever witnessed. It’s done by the goalkeeper for a start, which is already kind of weird in itself because when does a goalkeeper ever perform a crazy goal celebration?
Stupidest Football Celebration Ever Read More »
Aston Villa are still shit. RVP is the one. Why don’t Chelsea give Lamps a contract? Super Mario basically isn’t allowed to play for Man City anymore. The Premiership had a busy Xmas.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Christmas Roundup Read More »
The Brasileirao is Brazil’s premier football league. Old tekkerz players and young sickheads make the goals scored there unbelievable. Check out the top 20 of 2012.
Top 20 Goals Of The Brasileirao 2012 Read More »
If your club doesn’t want to give you a two year contract or £200,000 a week – what do you do? You ride your contract out and leave for nothing. Here are the footballers who can go on free transfers come June.
The Bosman Contract XI – Who Is Going For Nothing In The Summer Read More »
It’s not often i say this but this is an absolutely incredible goal and I have never, ever, ever seen anyone do anything even remotely like it. Step forward the original Falcao and check out his spinning backheel freekick lob and be amazed.
Goal Of The Century Contender – Spinning Backheel Freekick Lob Read More »
Capital One are getting desperate and have enlisted the help of the QPR and Norwich mascots as well as massive douche Andy Townsend to promote the competition. Pathetic.
Capital One Cup Match Up – Youth VS Experience Read More »
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