Usain Bolt is being handed the chance to play for Manchester United. But can the World’s Fastest Man hack it at the top level?
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Everyone loves The Three Amigos of Chelsea but how well did each of them do last season? We compare the stats.
Infographic Displays The Essential Stats For The Three Amigos Read More »
In England, if the referee makes a bad call we call him a wanker. In Brazil, the referee stabs a player and then gets decapitated by the fans. Tomato, tomato.
Brazilian Football Fans Decapitate Referee After He Stabs Player Read More »
Ronaldinho is one of the most famous famous faces in the world, so out of all the products he could promote why has he chosen to start his own condom brand called ‘Sex Free?’
Ronaldinho Launches His Own Condom Brand In Brazil Read More »
Losing your job is never a good time, but it’s a lot worse when you find out live on TV.
Gus Poyet Fired As Manager Of Brighton Live On Air Read More »
Talksport’s Adrian Durham is at it again, with more moronic soundbites about US Open golf and football.
Talksport’s Adrian Dur-Dur-Durham Said Something Dumb (Again) Read More »
After featuring his awesome skills videos a couple of times recently, we decided to catch up with 9 year old Patrik Jakubik and talk to him about his love of the beautiful game and his hopes and dreams for the future.
When Mario Balotelli got Twitter everyone was stoked but he’s been relatively tame until now, but that might have finally changed as he called Usain Bolt out on it last night. But then pussied out immediately.
Mario Balotelli Calls Out Usain Bolt On Twitter And Then Pussies Out Read More »
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round-Up. Premiership round up for the season. Who came out on top? What lucky managers won some free shit?
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Season Review – Who Won The Big Sick Chirpse Merch? Read More »
Utd win the league. Wigan finally go down. Man CIty screw up in the Final. Mancini is gone. Spurs’ asses drop out. Chelsea secure Champs League. Week 38/39 of the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football.
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Although it’s undeniable that Sir Alex Ferguson is a great manager with a great legacy, we’re personally pretty glad to see the back of him. Here’s why.
Lokeren keeper Boubacar Barry is a dead ringer for Tupac Shakur. Here he is getting his bell rung as he tries to stop a strike from Carlos Bacca.
Footage Of Tupac Shakur Lookalike Goalie Knocking Himself Out On Goal Post Read More »
Referees put up with loads of crap and we’ve gotta admire their patience, but this Russian linesman has had enough and lays the smack down on a player.
Footage Of Russian Linesman Losing His Temper And Punching An 18 Year Old Player Read More »
Gareth Bale shits goals. Bentekkers is a monster. Man Utd have won it again. Thank God QPR are down with Reading.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League April Roundup Read More »
It’s been a hell of a week for confused, angry right-wing types in sporting circles on both sides of the pond. We take a look at why racists and homophobes are foaming at the mouth more than usual…
Bigotry In Sport: Have We Finally Hit Critical Mass? Read More »
Europa League Semi-Finalists Benfica leave the world of football salavating after they score what can only be described as a sublime team goal. Portuguese tekkers.
Benfica Score Fifa Style Wonder Goal Read More »
Gareth Bale is one of the hottest properties in world football at the moment. He also does look a bit like a monkey, something that he was reminded of once or twice in an ill fated Twitter Q&A yesterday.
Gareth Bale’s #AskBale Twitter Q&A Hijacked Read More »
Looking back over Sick Chirpse, I’ve claimed roughly once a year since it began that the video I was writing about was the worst penalty ever. Well, this one tops them all and is 100% the worst I have ever seen.
Worst Penalty Kick Ever Read More »
Find out what happens when you get ‘brave’ enough to take on a mounted policeman. You might be able to guess.
Newcastle Fan Punches Horse, Probably Wishes He Didn’t Now Read More »
A team of Japanese boffins built a robot goalkeeper to take on Barcelona’s Lionel Messi.
Lionel Messi Vs Robot Keeper Read More »
Sick Chripse takes some time to answer one of life’s most asked questions, “Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?” Neville Southall opens up advice website to help the goalkeepingly challenged.
Where On Earth Is Neville Southall? Read More »
The new manager for Sunderland F.C. has been getting a bit annoyed at people who use his fascistic past to label him as a fascist, for some reason.
Paolo Di Canio’s Trying To Ban The Press From Sunderland Read More »
Corner kicks are an art form, but it’s hard to get them right when somebody decides to put the equivalent of a lake on the corner flag.
Worst Conditions For A Corner Kick Ever Read More »
Fulham win away? Bale’s hamstrings finally given up. McManaman avoids doing time. Lamps hits 200 not out. Rio makes his case for a call-up. Man City’s assholes drop out.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 31 Roundup Read More »
You don’t need a brain to become famous in this life. But you do need to be an idiot to listen to people who are.
Famous People Are Stupid Too Read More »
Say hello to football’s latest pitch invader – The Blackburn Chicken.
Chicken Invades Blackburn Game, Again Read More »
Broken bones are never pretty and this one shows us why. Is this the worst leg break in football history, ever?
Is This The Worst Leg Break In Football History? Read More »
It’s always great when football matches are invaded, but it’s even better when a match is invaded by a weasel-like creature who bites a player.
Weasel Invades Swiss Football Match, Bites Player Read More »
The whole world stood still and watched Curtis Woodhouse live tweet his attempts to track down a loser who had been trolling him on twitter, only for his quest to be unsuccessful. Well, some TV show decided to bring them face to face a couple of days later.
Curtis Woodhouse Confronts Twitter Troll Live On Television Read More »
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 30 Roundup Read More »
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