Portsmouth Fans Troll Southampton Fans
Portsmouth fans managed to his a Portsmouth shirt and scarf inside the walls of Southampton’s new training ground.
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Teams Suspended From Nigerian League After Match-Fixing “Allegation”
Four teams from the Nigerian League have been suspended after allegations of match-fixing following their involvement in matches that ended 79-0 and 67-0.
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New Patrik Jakubik Skills Video
Patrik Jakubik is the 9 year old kid who is completely sick at football who we feature regularly on Sick Chirpse. Here’s his latest skills video, and he’s even better than before.
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World’s Fastest Man Usain Bolt To Play For Manchester United
Usain Bolt is being handed the chance to play for Manchester United. But can the World’s Fastest Man hack it at the top level?
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Infographic Displays The Essential Stats For The Three Amigos
Everyone loves The Three Amigos of Chelsea but how well did each of them do last season? We compare the stats.
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Brazilian Football Fans Decapitate Referee After He Stabs Player
In England, if the referee makes a bad call we call him a wanker. In Brazil, the referee stabs a player and then gets decapitated by the fans. Tomato, tomato.
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Ronaldinho Launches His Own Condom Brand In Brazil
Ronaldinho is one of the most famous famous faces in the world, so out of all the products he could promote why has he chosen to start his own condom brand called ‘Sex Free?’
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Gus Poyet Fired As Manager Of Brighton Live On Air
Losing your job is never a good time, but it’s a lot worse when you find out live on TV.
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Talksport’s Adrian Dur-Dur-Durham Said Something Dumb (Again)
Talksport’s Adrian Durham is at it again, with more moronic soundbites about US Open golf and football.
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We Interviewed Patrik Jakubik – The Sickest 9 Year Old Footballer In History – About His Skills And Hopes For The Future
After featuring his awesome skills videos a couple of times recently, we decided to catch up with 9 year old Patrik Jakubik and talk to him about his love of the beautiful game and his hopes and dreams for the future.
Mario Balotelli Calls Out Usain Bolt On Twitter And Then Pussies Out
When Mario Balotelli got Twitter everyone was stoked but he’s been relatively tame until now, but that might have finally changed as he called Usain Bolt out on it last night. But then pussied out immediately.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Season Review – Who Won The Big Sick Chirpse Merch?
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round-Up. Premiership round up for the season. Who came out on top? What lucky managers won some free shit?
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week 38/39
Utd win the league. Wigan finally go down. Man CIty screw up in the Final. Mancini is gone. Spurs’ asses drop out. Chelsea secure Champs League. Week 38/39 of the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football.
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27 Years On Sir Alex Ferguson Has Finally Decided To Leave Manchester United And We’re Pretty Stoked On It
Although it’s undeniable that Sir Alex Ferguson is a great manager with a great legacy, we’re personally pretty glad to see the back of him. Here’s why.
Footage Of Tupac Shakur Lookalike Goalie Knocking Himself Out On Goal Post
Lokeren keeper Boubacar Barry is a dead ringer for Tupac Shakur. Here he is getting his bell rung as he tries to stop a strike from Carlos Bacca.
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Footage Of Russian Linesman Losing His Temper And Punching An 18 Year Old Player
Referees put up with loads of crap and we’ve gotta admire their patience, but this Russian linesman has had enough and lays the smack down on a player.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League April Roundup
Gareth Bale shits goals. Bentekkers is a monster. Man Utd have won it again. Thank God QPR are down with Reading.
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Bigotry In Sport: Have We Finally Hit Critical Mass?
It’s been a hell of a week for confused, angry right-wing types in sporting circles on both sides of the pond. We take a look at why racists and homophobes are foaming at the mouth more than usual…
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Benfica Score Fifa Style Wonder Goal
Europa League Semi-Finalists Benfica leave the world of football salavating after they score what can only be described as a sublime team goal. Portuguese tekkers.
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Gareth Bale’s #AskBale Twitter Q&A Hijacked
Gareth Bale is one of the hottest properties in world football at the moment. He also does look a bit like a monkey, something that he was reminded of once or twice in an ill fated Twitter Q&A yesterday.
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Worst Penalty Kick Ever
Looking back over Sick Chirpse, I’ve claimed roughly once a year since it began that the video I was writing about was the worst penalty ever. Well, this one tops them all and is 100% the worst I have ever seen.
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Newcastle Fan Punches Horse, Probably Wishes He Didn’t Now
Find out what happens when you get ‘brave’ enough to take on a mounted policeman. You might be able to guess.
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Lionel Messi Vs Robot Keeper
A team of Japanese boffins built a robot goalkeeper to take on Barcelona’s Lionel Messi.
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Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?
Sick Chripse takes some time to answer one of life’s most asked questions, “Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?” Neville Southall opens up advice website to help the goalkeepingly challenged.
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Paolo Di Canio’s Trying To Ban The Press From Sunderland
The new manager for Sunderland F.C. has been getting a bit annoyed at people who use his fascistic past to label him as a fascist, for some reason.
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Worst Conditions For A Corner Kick Ever
Corner kicks are an art form, but it’s hard to get them right when somebody decides to put the equivalent of a lake on the corner flag.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 31 Roundup
Fulham win away? Bale’s hamstrings finally given up. McManaman avoids doing time. Lamps hits 200 not out. Rio makes his case for a call-up. Man City’s assholes drop out.
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Famous People Are Stupid Too
You don’t need a brain to become famous in this life. But you do need to be an idiot to listen to people who are.
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Chicken Invades Blackburn Game, Again
Say hello to football’s latest pitch invader – The Blackburn Chicken.
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Is This The Worst Leg Break In Football History?
Broken bones are never pretty and this one shows us why. Is this the worst leg break in football history, ever?
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