Lionel Messi Went On Japanese TV And Blew Everyone’s Minds With His Insane Ball Control Skills
Is there anything this guy can’t do with a ball?
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NBC Label Juan Mata ‘A Stoner’ During Yesterday’s Match
If Juan Mata is reading this, next time you’re anywhere near Sick Chirpse Towers and fancy a zoot let us know.
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Hometown Built Him A Statue And His Penis Looks Spectacular On It
Pretty sure there’s not much left for Cristiano Ronaldo to accomplish at this point.
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George Osborne Pledges £50 Million To Make England ‘The Best Team In The World’
In hindsight this could be regarded as an absolutely genius political move.
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DC Comics Are Suing Valencia Because Their Club Crest Looks Like The Batman Logo
Is this a battle the Dark Knight can hope to win?
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Qatar Advises That Gay People Stay Away From The World Cup 2022
We still can’t believe Qatar is hosting the World Cup.
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VIDEO: Brutal Fight Between Man Utd And Man City Fans After 2014 Manchester Derby
Here’s what went down after the Manchester Derby last Sunday.
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You’ll Never Guess Who The Fastest Player In The Premiership Is This Season
Alexis Sanchez? Eden Hazard? Angel Di Maria? Nope.
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12 Players Sent Off In Argentinian Third Division Match After Massive Brawl
There are some huge derbies in English football but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a reaction like this.
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Dele Adebola Has Had An Absolute Nightmare Week On Twitter
Maybe he should just delete his account for a while.
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Dude Pretending To Be Robert Lewandowski Picking Up Girls Part 2
New club, new kit, new opportunities to pick up American girls.
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Roy Keane Reveals Excellent Story Of Why He Never Signed Robbie Savage
Undoubtedly one of the best reasons ever.
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Gladiator Football – Where Scoring Goals Is Just As Important As Punching Your Opponent In The Face
No Italians are gonna be taking a dive in this one.
Sick Chirpse Premier League Action Review – 16th – 18th August
The results, positives and negatives from last weekend’s Premier League action.
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Meet Ed Woodward – The Man Behind The Failures Of Manchester United
Ed Woodward is Manchester United’s “Director Of Football” – and he’s also the reason why they’re going to suffer this season.
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These Are The Next 3 Premier League Managers Who Will Get The Sack
Premier League Managers have jobs that are frequently about as stable and long-term as the careers of suicide bombers.
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Fan Runs Onto Football Pitch And Takes Free Kick
This is what you didn’t see on Match Of The Day.
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Football Manager Game Statistics To Be Used By Real Life Premier League Teams
Think you could cut it as a real manager just from your gaming stats?
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Why Ravel Morrison Should Be Banned From Football For Life
When Manchester United let Ravel Morrison go for £650,000 they obviously knew exactly what they were doing.
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Howard Webb Scores Incredible Last Minute Panenka Penalty
Turns out Howard Webb is a way better footballer than he is referee. Who would have thought?
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Frank Lampard Trolled By Americans Thanks To The Hashtag #AskLamps
Why do football clubs and their social media teams still think that these things are good ideas?
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Guy Recreates FIFA Gameplay Perfectly In Real Life
This must have taken a lot of time and effort but the results make it definitely worthwhile.
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Did Rihanna Have A Gang Bang With The German National Team Last Night?
Proof that Rihanna is the most powerful woman on the planet.
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The Most Devastated Faces At The World Cup Thus Far
A look at the most pained faces in Brazil this summer.
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Javier Mascherano Tore His Anus Open During The Argentina/Holland Game
Mascherano’s amazing tackle on Robben came at a price.
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