Well, it looks like Tottenham Hotspur have outdone themselves again. As if getting thrashed at home by Ipswich AKA Peppa Pig FC wasn’t humiliating enough, Spurs have now gone and done one of the worst/pointless logo redesigns in football history. 🚨⚪️ Tottenham announce their new logo. “We have removed the curved Tottenham Hotspur text from […]
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Well, well, well. Who could have seen this coming? It’s no secret that the PGMOL (Professional Game Match Official Limited) have long been a disgrace to football, but you’d never think one of the referees would be dumb enough to sit on a couch, look straight at a camera and call Jürgen Klopp a “German
A 17-year-old female footballer with suspected autism is facing a ban of up to 6 matches for asking a bearded adult transgender opponent: “Are you a man?”. The girl was found guilty this week of ‘discrimination’ and her parents have now raised concerns about the sanction, which they claim undermines the safety of their daughter
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Erling Haaland has 44 goals in 42 UCL games, which is absolutely freaking insane. However he may have scored his ridiculous goal yet in the competition last night after somehow managing to get on the end of this ball during Man City’s 5-0 thrashing of Sparta Prague, and putting away a flying backheel wonder goal:
The other day a clip of Conor McGregor having a playfight with Bukayo Saka on the pitch at the Emirates stadium went viral, and a load of Arsenal fans went into meltdown over the idea that their star player could have been injured by the reckless UFC legend, which would be absolutely disastrous for their
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A 20-year-old law student is facing jail and has potentially f*cked up his career in law before it even starts after racially abusing Arsenal star Bukayo Saka on social media. Suhel Ali, who funnily enough is Nigerian himself, just like Saka, uploaded an audio message on X directed at the winger, calling him a “f***ing
Life is about to get a whole lot more expensive for Joey Barton. After already being forced to pay out £75,000+ to Jeremy Vine over the infamous bike nonce Tweet, he’s now discovered the trial date for the ‘malicious communications’ charge over his Tweets to arch nemesis Eni Aluko: 19 Mary 2025. Joey Barton had
By now you’ve probably heard that Jermaine Jenas – the face of The One Show and Match of the Day – has been sacked by the BBC for ‘sending unsolicited texts to a female staff member at the One Show’, and subsequently dumped by his management team as well. Jenas discovered that he was getting
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Powerleague players come in all shapes and sizes, and sometimes even the most big-boned player on the pitch will stun you with their tekkers and goal-scoring ability. For example, this strike the other day from a lad named Leon who plays for north London’s Bongo Boys FC: FAM OMDS !? https://t.co/DV9KcvzCQF pic.twitter.com/rXanSIFZOC — MeadyBall !
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A lot of people are clowning Rihanna for this clip out of Yankee Stadium in New York the other day, where some 8-year-old lad asks the pop megastar to take his picture with Jack Grealish, Christian Pulisic, and Yunus Musah, as everyone mingled inside a box after AC Milan played Manchester City: This kid casually
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It’s been a hell of a few weeks for Joey Barton. Not only has he been forced to pay out £75,000+ to Jeremy Vine over the infamous bike nonce Tweet, he’s now also discovered that the police are charging him with ‘malicious communications’ over his Tweets to arch nemesis Eni Aluko. Here’s how Joey Barton
I don’t know how someone can live in England, play football, and not have had a proper beer before, but apparently this is the case with Declan Rice, who has vowed to drink his first one if England win the Euros this Sunday. Rice told The Mail: “I remember saying that [before Euro 2020 final].
These days it seems all you have to do to go viral is be a conventionally attractive woman who opens her mouth during a street interview, whether that involves coming up with a classic catchphrase like ‘Hawk Tuah’, or sending a calm, emotionally supportive message to Gareth Southgate and the England squad for reaching the
Playing under Mikel Arteta at Arsenal, Declan Rice obviously has high follicular standards for his managers, so it’s no surprise that his go-to cuss for the Slovakia manager following England’s 2-1 win yesterday evening was to call him a ‘bald c***’. Slovakia head coach Francesco Calzona was having a moan at the officials following his
Absolutely wild claims by the mayor of Santiago del Teide in Tenerife today, as he claims that locals in his town have seen Jay Slater enjoying Euro 2024 football matches on the coast. Which I guess supports the theory that he could in a coma, if he’s been watching England play? Spanish police have spoken
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The Euro 2024 is the biggest soccer tournament in Europe featuring the top 24 teams competing to be the champion. Despite the immense rivalry and competition, only some teams are considered favourites because of their unrivalled skill and experience. Jump right into the hype of the tournament by engaging in Euro 2024 betting and considering
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Unfortunately there’s no way Brits are ever going to get through a major football tournament without a bunch of fights kicking off in pubs around the country, and sure enough this was the horrific scene at a pub in Crossgate, Leeds this week during one of the games: Meanwhile in the pub… 🙈🏴👊 pic.twitter.com/hgjPsezz5n —
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Real Madrid superstar and Champion’s League winner Jude Bellingham is the golden boy of England’s Euro 2024 campaign this summer, and as we know, every golden boy needs a WAG by his side to make us even more jealous of his multi-millionaire, footballer lifestyle. Introducing Dutch model Laura Celia Valk, who at 25 is five
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67-year-old woman/sorcerer Jemima Packington from Bath claims that she can predict the future by throwing asparagus stalks into the air and then reading them when they land. Crazy, right? Well yeah it’s crazy, but let’s not dismiss Jemima outright, because here’s a bunch of things she’s managed to predict correctly thus far thanks to her
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Meet Lucy Clark, the world’s first openly transgender referee, who has now made history by becoming the world’s first transgender manager in the top 5 divisions of English women’s football, having taken over at the helm of Sutton United. Naturally, JK Rowling had something to say about it on X after the news was Tweeted
Luis Suárez, the Uruguayan forward renowned for his incredible goal-scoring prowess and fierc competitiveness, has had an illustrious career that spans top European leagues. After successful stints with clubs like Ajax, Liverpool, Barcelona, and Atlético Madrid, Suárez joined Inter Miami in Major League Soccer (MLS) in early 2024. His impact was immediate, as evidenced by
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37-year-old Jamie Vardy is the only player still at Leicester from their 2014 Championship win and has really been with the club through it all and seen absolutely everything, so what better way for Leicester to win the Championship again ten years on than by having the man himself smash the ball into the net
If you thought that Joey Barton was going to start taking it easy on Eni Aluko just because she’s suing him for ‘extreme upset and distress’, then think again because clearly this guy does not know when to back off. Aluko claimed this week that football stadiums are ‘not safe for women’ and suggested that
Huge achievement for Portsmouth being promoted to the Championship for the first time in 12 years, and one that clearly demanded an inspirational speech from captain Marlon Pack during the celebrations that followed. As Pack addressed the fans in attendance with a serious, heartfelt speech, teammate Joe Rafferty decided to interrupt by mooning the crowd:
You’ve got to feel bad for Southampton legend Matt Le Tissier. After being sacked by Sky Sports because of his views on the vaccine, COVID, chemtrails, and all the other things he should have just shut up about, he’s now sat awkwardly on some random man’s podcast where he’s being forced to listen to conspiracy
Since the inception of the Premier League in 1992, there have been a total of 31 seasons in which seven clubs have lifted the trophy. Over the course of the last thirty years, exciting title races have occurred on numerous occasions. The 1994/95 campaign saw Manchester United and Blackburn Rovers go into the final day
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If you were wondering how Cristiano Ronaldo is getting on following his $200m-a-year move to the Saudi Pro League, it turns out he’s still regularly crying like a baby, throwing tantrums on the pitch and aggressively yelling in terrified referees’ faces. This is of course multiplied x 1000 any time Ronaldo is trailing in a
I don’t know how anyone could think that being a glorified furry would help you pull birds, but QPR mascot Jude the Cat has found out the hard way that it’s not appropriate to be flirting with female football fans on matchdays at Loftus Road. The man in the Jude the Cat costume has reportedly
A Wrexham fan has been handed a three-year ban from football after being charged with ‘racist’ abuse for calling a group of Tranmere supporters “English b*stards.” Red Dragons supporter Daniel Thomas Monk, 21, admitted to a racially aggravated public order offence at Wrexham Magistrates’ Court this week. The incident dates back to Wrexham’s clash with
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