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Harry Redknapp Calls Thomas Tuchel A ‘German Spy’ Then Appears To Make Nazi Salute

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The best part about Thomas Tuchel becoming England manager is how much the English boomer pundits hate it, and imagining all the outrageous stuff they’re going to say once he loses an important game. At a charity event the other night, quintessential football boomer Harry Redknapp was asked whether England were right to appoint a […]

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Kim Jong-un Has Banned Football Fans In North Korea From Watching Tottenham Hotspur

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If you’re a Tottenham Hotspur supporter, then I’m afraid North Korea may not be for you. That’s because according to MSN, Kim Jong-un has issued an outright ban on Spurs matches because the team’s skipper Son Heung-min is South Korean.  This means Wolves and Brentford games are also banned, because Hwang Hee-chan (Wolves) and Kim

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‘Really, You Can’t Live Without A Drink?’ – Saudi Ambassador Says No Alcohol At 2034 World Cup

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Saudi Arabian ambassador Prince Khalid bin Bandar Al Saud has confirmed that there’ll be “no alcohol at all” at the 2034 World Cup, and then smugly asked football fans “really, you can’t live without a drink?” Here’s the footage from Prince Khalid’s appearance on LBC earlier: ‘We don’t want to change our culture for someone

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Moment Chelsea Footballer Sam Kerr Calls Police Officer ‘Stupid And White’ After Puking In Taxi & Smashing Window

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I know Chelsea players (and fans) have a reputation for being a bit racist, but it’s still shocking to see one of the club’s female stars call a police officer “f***ing stupid and white”, after vomiting inside a taxi and smashing the taxi window: Chelsea women football player Sam kerr called a Met Police officer

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Kyle Walker’s Wife Makes Divorce U-Turn As Man City Star Eyes £400k-A-Week Move To Saudi Arabia

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Kyle Walker has spent the last 8 years in England winning everything there is to win with Manchester City, and so it makes sense that the 34-year-old is now eyeing a ludicrous £400,000-a-week move to Saudi Arabia, with reports that Al-Nassr are interested in signing him this January. It could also mean that Kyle Walker’s

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Man Who Sold Illegal TV Firesticks Jailed After ‘Cheating Sky, BT And Netflix Out Of £108k’

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A man who sold illegally-modified TV Firesticks has been jailed for two years, after ‘costing’ providers like Sky, BT and Netflix £108,000 during an 18-month period between 2020 and 2022. How will these billion dollar companies ever recover from such a loss?! Sunny Kanda, 40, of Creek View, Wheatley, Halifax, infringed on copyright laws when

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Stephen Graham ‘Faces FA Probe After Calling Referee A F**king Teletubby In Vicious Rant’

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Imagine you go to a football match, get annoyed by the referee and call him a “f**king teletubby” out of frustration. People would probably laugh and then everyone would just move on from the situation. For some reason though, British film and TV legend Stephen Graham is now facing an FA probe after doing just

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Premier League Referee David Coote Investigated After Calling Jürgen Klopp a C*** In Leaked Video

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Well, well, well. Who could have seen this coming? It’s no secret that the PGMOL (Professional Game Match Official Limited) have long been a disgrace to football, but you’d never think one of the referees would be dumb enough to sit on a couch, look straight at a camera and call Jürgen Klopp a “German

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Girl With Autism, 17, Banned For Asking Transgender Opponent: ‘Are You A Man?’

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A 17-year-old female footballer with suspected autism is facing a ban of up to 6 matches for asking a bearded adult transgender opponent: “Are you a man?”. The girl was found guilty this week of ‘discrimination’ and her parents have now raised concerns about the sanction, which they claim undermines the safety of their daughter

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Watch Erling Haaland Score One Of The Most Ridiculous Goals You Will Ever See In Football

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Erling Haaland has 44 goals in 42 UCL games, which is absolutely freaking insane. However he may have scored his ridiculous goal yet in the competition last night after somehow managing to get on the end of this ball during Man City’s 5-0 thrashing of Sparta Prague, and putting away a flying backheel wonder goal:

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Arsenal ‘Launches Internal Inquiry’ Over Conor McGregor Incident With Bukayo Saka

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The other day a clip of Conor McGregor having a playfight with Bukayo Saka on the pitch at the Emirates stadium went viral, and a load of Arsenal fans went into meltdown over the idea that their star player could have been injured by the reckless UFC legend, which would be absolutely disastrous for their

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Law Student, 20, ‘Facing Jail After Aiming Racial Slur At Bukayo Saka In Audio Message On Social Media’

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A 20-year-old law student is facing jail and has potentially f*cked up his career in law before it even starts after racially abusing Arsenal star Bukayo Saka on social media. Suhel Ali, who funnily enough is Nigerian himself, just like Saka, uploaded an audio message on X directed at the winger, calling him a “f***ing

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Joey Barton Handed Trial Date After Social Media Posts ‘Comparing Eni Aluko To Serial Killers Fred & Rose West’

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Life is about to get a whole lot more expensive for Joey Barton. After already being forced to pay out £75,000+ to Jeremy Vine over the infamous bike nonce Tweet, he’s now discovered the trial date for the ‘malicious communications’ charge over his Tweets to arch nemesis Eni Aluko: 19 Mary 2025. Joey Barton had

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This Lad Just Scored The Most Unreal 7-A-Side Goal In Football History

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Powerleague players come in all shapes and sizes, and sometimes even the most big-boned player on the pitch will stun you with their tekkers and goal-scoring ability. For example, this strike the other day from a lad named Leon who plays for north London’s Bongo Boys FC: FAM OMDS !? https://t.co/DV9KcvzCQF pic.twitter.com/rXanSIFZOC — MeadyBall !

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This Kid Is Going Viral For Asking Rihanna To Take A Picture Of Him With Jack Grealish

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A lot of people are clowning Rihanna for this clip out of Yankee Stadium in New York the other day, where some 8-year-old lad asks the pop megastar to take his picture with Jack Grealish, Christian Pulisic, and Yunus Musah, as everyone mingled inside a box after AC Milan played Manchester City: This kid casually

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Joey Barton Responds As He’s Charged With ‘Malicious Communications’ Over Tweet About Eni Aluko

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It’s been a hell of a few weeks for Joey Barton. Not only has he been forced to pay out £75,000+ to Jeremy Vine over the infamous bike nonce Tweet, he’s now also discovered that the police are charging him with ‘malicious communications’ over his Tweets to arch nemesis Eni Aluko. Here’s how Joey Barton

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Declan Rice Has Never Had A ‘Proper Beer’, Vows To Drink His First One If England Win The Euros

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I don’t know how someone can live in England, play football, and not have had a proper beer before, but apparently this is the case with Declan Rice, who has vowed to drink his first one if England win the Euros this Sunday. Rice told The Mail: “I remember saying that [before Euro 2020 final].

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This Girl Is Being Called The ‘British Hawk Tuah’ After Her Interview Congratulating England For Reaching Euro 2024 Final

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These days it seems all you have to do to go viral is be a conventionally attractive woman who opens her mouth during a street interview, whether that involves coming up with a classic catchphrase like ‘Hawk Tuah’, or sending a calm, emotionally supportive message to Gareth Southgate and the England squad for reaching the

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Declan Rice Called The Slovakia Manager A ‘Bald C***’ During Clash After England Win At Euro 2024

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Playing under Mikel Arteta at Arsenal, Declan Rice obviously has high follicular standards for his managers, so it’s no surprise that his go-to cuss for the Slovakia manager following England’s 2-1 win yesterday evening was to call him a ‘bald c***’. Slovakia head coach Francesco Calzona was having a moan at the officials following his

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Jay Slater ‘Seen Watching Euro 2024 Matches On Tenerife Coast’, Mayor Claims

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Absolutely wild claims by the mayor of Santiago del Teide in Tenerife today, as he claims that locals in his town have seen Jay Slater enjoying Euro 2024 football matches on the coast. Which I guess supports the theory that he could in a coma, if he’s been watching England play? Spanish police have spoken

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Crazy Fight Breaks Out In Leeds Pub During Euro 2024, Ends In Brutal KO Out Of Nowhere

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Unfortunately there’s no way Brits are ever going to get through a major football tournament without a bunch of fights kicking off in pubs around the country, and sure enough this was the horrific scene at a pub in Crossgate, Leeds this week during one of the games: Meanwhile in the pub… 🙈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👊 pic.twitter.com/hgjPsezz5n —

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Jude Bellingham’s New Model Girlfriend Is Leaving Other WAGS In The Dust At Euro 2024

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Real Madrid superstar and Champion’s League winner Jude Bellingham is the golden boy of England’s Euro 2024 campaign this summer, and as we know, every golden boy needs a WAG by his side to make us even more jealous of his multi-millionaire, footballer lifestyle. Introducing Dutch model Laura Celia Valk, who at 25 is five

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Woman Who Predicts The Future With Asparagus Says England Will Win Euro 2024

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67-year-old woman/sorcerer Jemima Packington from Bath claims that she can predict the future by throwing asparagus stalks into the air and then reading them when they land. Crazy, right? Well yeah it’s crazy, but let’s not dismiss Jemima outright, because here’s a bunch of things she’s managed to predict correctly thus far thanks to her

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JK Rowling Accused Of Bullying As She Compares Transgender Football Manager To ‘Straight, White, Middle-Aged Bloke’

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Meet Lucy Clark, the world’s first openly transgender referee, who has now made history by becoming the world’s first transgender manager in the top 5 divisions of English women’s football, having taken over at the helm of Sutton United. Naturally, JK Rowling had something to say about it on X after the news was Tweeted

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