David Beckham is on a 7 day tour of China to clean up the image of the Chinese Super League, but he may end up doing more harm than good.
David Beckham Visits Shanghai University, 7 People End Up In Hospital Read More »
Watch this escaped ostrich go on the rampage through the busy streets of Zhangzou City, China.
Escaped Ostrich Goes On The Rampage In China Read More »
Danny Zuker – writer for TV show ‘Modern Family’ – had a back and forth Twitter war with billionaire Donald Trump and won.
Donald Trump Gets Absolutely Rinsed In Twitter War With ‘Modern Family’ Writer Read More »
In an effort to convince people that aliens are real a Chinese chap makes a fake one and ends up getting arrested for being a pillock.
Chinese Farmer Arrested For Pretending To Have An Alien In His Freezer Read More »
An advert for a Chinese STD cure features a weirdly familliar hero…
Worried About Gonorrhea? Chinese Iron Man Is Here To Save The Day! Read More »
Is there any one thing you’re not particularly good at? You’re still 100x better at that one thing than this guy in China is at riding his scooter.
This Guy Is Most Definitely The Worst Scooter Driver In China Read More »
Some Chinese guy was pissed at the manufacturer who sold him his car so he smashed it up outside their offices as people watched in bemusement.
Chinese Guys Smash Up £227K Supercar To Prove Point But Nobody Gets It Read More »
Crescent Lake is a lake that’s somehow existed in the middle of the Chinese desert for 2,000 years. It’ll blow your mind.
Check Out Crescent Lake, A Lake That Exists In The Middle Of The Chinese Desert Read More »
I don’t think I’ve ever needed to take a crap so bad that I would do it in public, but if I did I don’t think I would choose to do it in an elevator, no way.
Here Is A Video Of A Chinese Woman Pooping In An Elevator Read More »
Yeah, pretty mental title, a bear riding a bike eats a monkey that’s fallen off a bike. Can’t put it any other way. China is nuts. China is cruel.
So Here’s A Bear And A Monkey Racing On Bikes Before The Bear Eats The Monkey Read More »
We all know North Korea hates America and wants to blow it sky high. But how did they get to this point of national hatred?
The Sick Chirpse Guide To Why North Korea Hates America Read More »
This bus driver’s reactions are insane. A lamppost smashes through the bus window, nearly decapitating him, but he ducks with miliseconds to spare.
The Chinese aren’t exactly known for their tough stance on animal cruelty. Here’s a horrid example – entombing live turtles in plastic for the sake of fashion.
The International Space Station has been bombing round our planet for over a decade and along with scientific discovery it brings mind blowing photos.
Sinkholes are fucking scary. Imagine just walking along and then boom, there’s no ground anywhere around you and you’re falling into a massive pit. That’s exactly what happened to this guy.
Amazing Footage Of A Sinkhole In China Swallowing An Unlucky Passerby Read More »
If you think London tube rush hour is bad, you’re wrong. Shanghai is much worse as this unlucky dude found out. He’s forced back into the train by a huge crowd at rush hour.
VIDEO: Bet You’re Glad You’re Not This Guy Read More »
Who would you find more attractive, someone in a balaclava or someone with a nice tan? Find out what those crazy Chinese are up to on the beaches of Qingdao…
Wow. You can’t really say much else with a headline like that, except maybe that these two probably deserve each other for being two of the dumbest human beings on the planet.
Meet Le Ching-Yuen, quite possibly the oldest herbalist in Human History.
The Oldest Man in History? Read More »
If you don’t know what a Chinese Eyelid Weightlifter is, then take a guess. You’re probably right and yeah, it looks pretty horrific. Check out some pictures in here.
Wang XianXiang Is A Chinese Man Who Likes To Lift Weights With His Eyelids Read More »
If I was going to invest $48 million into something, I would probably make sure that it was completely legit and legal before doing so. I guess simple logic like that doesn’t exist in China though.
There Is A $48 Million World Of Warcraft Theme Park In China And It Is 100% Illegal Read More »
If the business man wants to smash your house down, but you won’t move, even though everyone else has legged it, then you have a “Nail House”. And you are hard.
“Nail Houses” – Giving The Finger To The Man Read More »
China have ripped off Gangnam Style in a bid to go viral and created Carrier Style, which is a cross between Gangnam Style and a gesture two people working on their famous new aircraft carrier made over the weekend.
First There Was Gangnam Style, Now There Is Carrier Style Read More »
They’re from China and feature loads of creepy crawly bugs crawling around on people’s heads instead of their hair. Told you they were creepy/gross.
Creepiest, Grossest Dandruff Shampoo Adverts Ever Read More »
PSY has done brilliantly, and fair play to him. But what does his success really represent? Global shifts?
Gangnam Style Is The Key To Preventing An Asian Invasion Read More »
This is really, really rank and pretty unbelievable too. You’ve been warned.
The Grossest Picture You Will See Today. Or Probably This Month. Read More »
In some of the most mind-numbingly dumb reporting ever, an obvious sex toy is confused with a mythical Chinese mushroom that holds the key to eternal life.
Chinese News Show Confuses Rubber Vagina/Anus For Special Mushroom Read More »
Gold Farming – a strange new industry based on lazy Western computer game geeks. From prisons, to sweat shops, to offices. Slaying dragons is safer than factory work.
Gold Farming – How Chinese Sweat Shops Help Western Geeks Read More »
European football meets all-out nuclear war in this Chinese ad for Euro 2012.
Chinese Euro 2012/Nuclear Apocalypse Advert Read More »
An Australian billionaire has commissioned an exact replica of the RMS Titanic. Can anyone shake that sinking feeling?
The Unsinkable: Titanic Take Two Read More »
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