OK, I’ll be honest – the internet isn’t even close to being broken, but you have to allow for a little hyperbole when it comes to Sydney Sweeney sharing a bunch of new mirror selfies on Instagram. The moment they popped onto my feed, I dropped everything and ran to my laptop to document this breaking news story:
Listen, when even your own grandparents boast that you have ‘the best t1ts in Hollywood‘, it’s only natural that you’re going to show them off from time to time, whether that big on the big screen or in an Instagram photo dump.
Naturally, a load of the comments are giving her stick for “purposely sexualising herself” and whatnot, but who cares? People are always having a go at Sydney Sweeney, whether it’s jealous 70-year-old Hollywood producers or recreationally outraged Yahoo journalists calling her a “threat to body positivity”, all because she’s a conventionally attractive young woman who’s found fame and success off the back of her, um, “assets”.
Let the girl live, I say! Go Sydney Go! Go Sydney Go!
For the man who went viral for claiming Sydney Sweeney is a 5.5 in Europe and a 3/10 on the Russian metro, click HERE. Controversial.
