3) OLYMPIC SWIMMERS
Why does anyone who swims in the lane think that they’re an Olympic swimmer? Does this happen in other sports? Well, it does to be fair but it’s particularly annoying when you’re swimming. However fast you can swim, there’s always some cunt who thinks he’s the Thorpaedo, does a clumsy violent kick-turn and nearly decapitates you. So yeah, Olympic swimmers are cunts. They’re even bigger cunts when The Olympics is on, because they think that in four years time that if they train hard, they’re in with a shot.. they seem to have forgotten they’re a 33 year old maths teacher called Andrew Humble.
☛ More Olympics: Faces Of Olympic Divers
