2) SOMEONE AT SCHOOL ALWAYS DOES A TURD IN THE POOL
Andrew Humble. Andrew fucking Humble. Who is he? He’s the guy who dropped a floater in our school pool (it was a school ‘L’ before he dropped his brick) and he put me off swimming even more. I always hated swimming at school…. it took me ages to get in the freezing cold pool (I pretty much got in as the other kids were getting out) and I was jealous of my friends who were swimming about having a gay old time. So, when Andrew Humble came along and crapped in the pool it really put me off. I didn’t want to be kicking about holding onto my teacher’s arms with six floats in-between my legs and then find Humble’s extra large chocolate Wheat Crunchie slide down my gullet. So yeah, fuck you Andrew Humble and fuck you for being better at maths than me.
☛ More Turds: Here’s A Video Of A Chinese Woman Pooping In An Elevator
