Remember Luana Alonso? She’s the 20-year-old Paraguayan swimmer who got kicked out of the Olympic village last summer for ‘inappropriate behaviour‘, which sounds kinda vague but basically the Olympic Committee did not appreciate her hanging around the village given she literally retired from swimming after failing to qualify past the heat stage.
There were rumours she had snuck out of the village and taken a bunch of other competitors with her to Disney Land, but Luana shot down those reports quickly. Since then, we haven’t heard a peep out of her, but now she’s back in a big way: launching an OnlyFans account with monthly subscriptions priced at $35. Why not eh?
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Well, I suppose she had to do something with her life after deciding to hang up her swimming cap at the ripe old age of 20. So why not OnlyFans? May as well capitalise on the fact that she’s already had a couple viral stories about her and make some serious $$$ while she can.
Yeah OK she could have returned to swimming and given that another go, but at the end of the day she couldn’t even make it past the heat stage at the Paris Olympics. That’s pretty embarrassing, even without the saga that followed. So to use the whole situation as a springboard to make some OnlyFans cash is an absolute no-brainer if you ask me. That’s how you do it in 2024. Go Luana Go!
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