Huge week for seagulls on Sick Chirpse. Just the other day we shared a horrific video of a seagull swallowing a squirrel whole, and today we have news that the infamous seagull w@nker from Sunderland has finally been jailed.
David Lee, 40, admitted causing unnecessary suffering to to the injured bird after he captured it in an alleyway and pleasured himself all over it while watching porn on his phone. Gotta love the shifty pics they caught of him – I mean, not to judge a book by its cover or anything, but come on, this is 100% a guy who j!zzes on seagulls:
CCTV footage shown in court showed Lee kneeling down with the bird between his legs in a narrow passageway near Gladstone Street at around 1am.
He was then seen pulling his pants off and masturbating with the bird close to his groin area while watching porn on his phone, because I guess the sight of an injured seagull on its own wasn’t making him horny enough.
After finishing, Lee kicked the bird away and walked off. Talk about being used and abused…
After the incident, Lee was arrested at a nearby takeaway where he told police he’d picked the seagull up because he thought it was injured and was searching on his phone for how to help it. Which might’ve been halfway believable if CCTV footage hadn’t captured him literally w@nking over the poor thing.
The police also seized his phone, and of course found porn in his Google history rather than searches for a vet or the RSPCA.
As per ChronicleLive, Lee was this week sentenced to 24 weeks in prison and has been banned from keeping animals for 10 years. No restraining order keeping him from ‘coming’ within 20 feet of any seagull, unfortunately.
Some people might think this is a light sentence, especially as masturbating over seagulls sounds like the kind of kink that could escalate into something much worse, but I guess he also has to contend with being named and shamed all over the internet as the guy who w@nked over a seagull. There’s no coming back from that kind of reputation.
To watch a seagull brutally bully and dive-bomb a man for two minutes straight, click HERE. Watch your back, David Lee.
