Sometimes I think I’m a weird dude, but I’m glad I’m not as insane as this creepy motherf*cker in Sunderland who chanced upon an injured seagull in an alleyway and decided to jizz all over it.

David Lee, 40, admitted causing unnecessary suffering to to the seagull after he captured it and pleasured himself while watching porn on his phone. I love the shifty pics they caught of him – I mean, this man definitely looks like a seagul w*nker…

As per Metro, CCTV footage shown in court showed Lee kneeling down with the bird between his legs in a narrow passageway near Gladstone Street at around 1am.

He was then seen pulling his pants off and masturbating with the bird close to his groin area while watching porn on his phone, because I guess the sight of an injured seagull on its own wasn’t making him horny enough.

After finishing, Lee kicked the bird away and walked off. Talk about being used and abused…

Describing the video evidence seen in court, prosecutor Lesley Burgess said:

‘At around 1am the defendant was seen chasing a gull down the road.

The second piece of footage sees the defendant chasing the same bird down the road.

In the third piece of footage, the defendant has a different bird in his hand. It is a smaller bird.

You see the defendant with the bird in his arms and he goes a short space down the road. It is clear from the CCTV footage that the defendant is masturbating.

The defendant places the bird close to his groin and in between his legs. He goes back to his phone and continues with the act.

He pulls his trousers up and gives a kick to the bird. He picks up his phone and starts to walk off.’

After the incident, Lee was arrested at a nearby takeaway where he told police he’d picked the seagull up because he thought it was injured and was searching on his phone for how to help it. Which might’ve been halfway believable if CCTV footage hadn’t captured him literally w*nking over the poor thing.

The police also seized his phone, and of course found porn in his Google history rather than searches for a vet or the RSPCA.

Annalisa Moscardini, defending, said Lee had some history of mental health issues and ‘can’t explain his actions’. In the end, the case was adjourned for a sentencing hearing next month and Lee was granted unconditional bail. Let’s hope justice is eventually served (aside from being shamed all over the internet for being a seagull w*nker). because this definitely sounds like the sort of kink that could escalate into something a lot worse if he gets away with it.

To watch a seagull brutally bully and dive-bomb a man for two minutes straight, click HERE. Watch your back, David Lee.