£1,000 — The city of love (aka. a day in Paris with Tom) – Again, despite the fact that you’ll be paying £1000 to go to Paris, Tom gets to take you there for a whirlwind time. Although maybe he’ll be saving some of the money for other dates, I’m not to sure about that. Either way it sounds like a great way for a girl to spend £1000, I’m sure you’ll agree.

It looks like Tom has it made with these ideas really doesn’t it? This could be an elaborate hoax but it all seems so low budget, lame and pathetic that I don’t think anybody could make it up. Here’s hoping I’m wrong because this guy is almost as bad as the guy who offered $1500 to the person who could find him a girlfriend to an insanely specific set of criteria,including that she couldn’t be black. He was real unfortunately.

If you want to get on board with the Tom Packer experience though, here’s his Crowdfunding page. Sadly at the time of writing two people have already signed up for the guaranteed date option – here’s hoping it’s just two jokers ripping the piss out of him, although that’s an expensive prank with not much reward.